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Old Jun 30, 2021 | 10:45 PM
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A lady walks into a Lexus dealership. She browses around, then spots the perfect car and walks over to inspect it. As she bends to feel the fine leather upholstery, a loud fart escapes her.

Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and hopes a sales person doesn’t pop up right now.

As she turns back, there standing next to her, is a salesman. “Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?”

Very uncomfortably she asks, “Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?”

He answers, “Madame, if you farted just touching it, you are going to sh*t when you hear the price.”
Old Jun 30, 2021 | 11:20 PM
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Hahahahaha.... good one AK!
Old Jul 1, 2021 | 10:35 AM
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This acquisition has some potential for Texas Instruments. I may be close to this facility on Saturday - if I go to Cars and Coffee. It is also right close to Adobe.

https://www.ksl.com/article/50196642...or-900-million
Old Jul 1, 2021 | 11:37 AM
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So we got into the low 100's Saturday and Sunday and my weather station claimed 117* on Monday before it cooled down to about 105* just as my portable AC unit decided it was done. Monday night was rough but at least it has cooled down since. This weekend looks sooo much better! All the AC's are sold out around here of course so my new one should be here sometime next week. I can't wait!



Old Jul 1, 2021 | 11:43 AM
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Originally Posted by Buck0
So we got into the low 100's Saturday and Sunday and my weather station claimed 117* on Monday before it cooled down to about 105* just as my portable AC unit decided it was done. Monday night was rough but at least it has cooled down since. This weekend looks sooo much better! All the AC's are sold out around here of course so my new one should be here sometime next week. I can't wait!

Well, You will have the Ac for next time.
Old Jul 1, 2021 | 11:50 AM
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Originally Posted by white89gt
This acquisition has some potential for Texas Instruments. I may be close to this facility on Saturday - if I go to Cars and Coffee. It is also right close to Adobe.

https://www.ksl.com/article/50196642...or-900-million
Hopefully they can make some chips for the auto industry.
Old Jul 2, 2021 | 07:29 AM
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Originally Posted by ultimatenoobie
Hopefully they can make some chips for the auto industry.
Fellers, we have a major Kenworth plant here in Chillicothe- they have over 1,300 trucks parked out at the county fair grounds alone! Plus, hundreds parked at various lots around the plant!- All waiting on a module!- ( they put a module in a truck, drive it to a lot, pull the module, jump into the chase car, go back, put the module in the next one, over and over…
And the county fair is supposed to start the first week of August!
Weeelll, have a great weekend fellers!-
take care guys!- TTYL!!
Old Jul 2, 2021 | 10:01 AM
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I hear there will be a great Truck Fair in Chillicothe, OH this year.
No truck pulls though as they can only run one truck at a time.

It only took the US three and a half years to kick all asses in WWII.
Today it would take that long for our government to figure out what permits are needed to build a Taco Bell.
Old Jul 2, 2021 | 09:34 PM
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What's up fellas, make any friends today ??

I'm on a roll, -

https://www.f150forum.com/f6/what-di...7/#post6976949

Old Jul 3, 2021 | 12:35 AM
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I do a fine job sometimes as well...

I did the dumbest thing ever today. I decided to rebuild my own rack and pinion. I was outside working on it, and the jackass across the street started firing off fireworks without a canon. This is a different guy than last year (if you remember my house getting shot up). But I hurried and got all my stuff into the garage, and then decided to call it a night. I have a feeling I'll be buying a reman anyway... way too many makeshift things I've had to do on this thing so far.




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