The company had a video meeting and in one part asked us all how we could increase shop production.
I said that I have a chemical injector on my pool that may help. It goes down to 1 ppm.
Someone asked me how that would help.
I said we could install it on the incoming water line and inject amphetamine. Need to raise production, just raise the dial. And it could be further increased in a pinch.
I think I'm on mute now.

 

While you are correct, I have found that laughing at people in front of them may be why I have a couple less teeth that I left the factory with.
Therefore I laugh when they ain't looking.


And what is that on Batman's head?

 

^^^

 

Not exactly where I went lol... Regardless, your smile should last longer on line noobs.

 

I don't know what's on his head, LOL.

 

This one ought to be more pleasing to the eye.

 

It's a little clearer without the snot.

 

I am now saddened to never know what the artist intended.

I'll tell of another time I wasn't careful enough on a conference call.

We were having a monthly lessons learned meeting with all the company brass. Probably about 15 people total.
Talked about normal stupid company stuff, profits are down, costs are up, blah, blah,... You know, they never want to talk about the projects I managed that went well and had a good margin.
We got to the end and our CEO summed up the meeting and what we went over then tried to give us a rousing fanfare. I f'ed that up by being unmuted.
He got to a part and it was something like "and I'll finish by quoting Washington as he crossed the Delaware" and stopped for a dramatic pause.
I unfortunately and quietly (thinking I was muted) said "row, moother *******, row". There was some laughter, then I said "Oh, that was out load?, sorry" . The laughter was quite a bit now.
CEO is a great guy and said that he doesn't think Washington said that but probably should have and dismissed the meeting.
I didn't get in any trouble for that one either. I think they all understood that this time it was accidental.

 

LMAO, you sound like a hoot to hang around, Noobs.

 

Your edit explano sounds like Dragnet...Sargent Friday.