Wasting fuel for ego purposes is of course the American Way. A truly noble enterprise, in line with conservative values.

Those eco-frauds haven't heard of abiotic oil, i.e. God's secret plan to make America energy independent. All we have to do is drill a little deeper into the Earth's core, and fountains of oil shall be revealed.

I also take pride in wasting water every Sunday just to annoy my eco-conscious xeriscaping neighbor.

Amen. Burn on. Life is good.