Y'all never heard the big dick joke?

There is this mouse running through the jungle when he hears a faint cry in the distance. He follows it to the source, and there is this elephant sitting at the bottom of a deep hole. He leans over, tells the elephant not to panic, and asks if he can help. The elephant asks him to help him out of the hole since he can't do it himself. So the mouse tells him to wait just a minute. The mouse comes back shortly with his big Jeep. He lowers a rope to the elephant, tells him to tie it around his trunk. The elephant asks him what he is going to do, and the mouse tells him he is going to tie the rope to the frame of his Jeep, and pull the elephant out. The elephant tells him it won't work, and the mouse says, fine, stay in the hole. Well the elephant realizes his predicament and figures he will give it a try. The mouse fires up his Jeep, and pulls him straight out of the hole. The elephant is both astonished, and very grateful. He tells the mouse that he will never forget his life saving good deed, and vows to pay him back. They part ways. A couple of months later, the elephant is walking through the same area of jungle where he was originally stuck. He hears this faint voice yelling for help. To his surprise, it leads him right to the same hole that he was stuck in, and the same mouse that rescued him is now in the hole. He sees the mouse run up the sides of the hole, but he always falls back before he can get to the top. The elephant calls to the mouse in the hole, and tells him to relax. He reminds him that the mouse had once helped him in the same predicament, and he was going to repay his debt. He squats over the whole and lowers his dick into the hole. The mouse is wondering what the heck is going on. The elephant tells him to grab onto his dick and he will pull him out. The mouse is disgusted, but figures he has no other way out. Well the mouse grabs onto the elephant's dick and the elephant does as promised and pulls him to safety. He is very grateful and they part ways. The moral of the story......."You don't need a jeep if you have a big dick."

 

Hahahahaha....

I got this alert this morning in my Amazon cart. Maybe the FL820S is following the FL1A in price gouging?

 

At the Dr's way to early for me, hard to think. But the T100 is also known by another name and has a fair rep. Down in sillycom valley, hispanic construction/etc guys love these and Toys in general.

 

Yep,
Probably when Amazon had to restock.

 

I saw one, all dehydrated and shriveled, atop the sort of mount you'd use for a rifle sitting on a mantle, 349 marks, about 125$US in 1973-4. Slightly larger than a softball bat. Poor dudes... The gals are only hot 4-5 days a year, skipping a year or so if they are preggers. Long gestation.

 

All your snow? I'm barely south of SF, and Santa Cruz, a half hr+ South of sillycom valley which is a half hr south of me, had a tornado warning the other day. Wow. More than very frig'n unusual.

 

Wally Mart only let me order 2 filters.

 

Anyone got any coupon codes for Parts Geek, Jegs, speedway, or Summit?

Got the wrong carb on the Camaro and need to buy a new one.
Also got that fresh rebuilt Edelbrock 1406 600 CFM elec. choke for sale.

 

So, six wheels are cool now.....

 

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