The FX Envy Thread
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From: Baker, Fla
Pffftt. Cloth seats? Real men have vinyl seats and a vinyl floor covering to spray out the mud, dog hair, and stray manure easier. The only real NAV system is your hound sticking it's head out one of the windows. And it isn't a real 4x4 unless you have to get out to manually lock the wheels. 
i wish they were manual though
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From: SoFlo
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From: SoFlo
That vinyl floor woulda been awesome. I hate vacuuming carpet in vehicles.
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From: Texas
I envy this truck because you can go and play hard in it and not freak out. I mean this, because if the inside of my truck got that dirty and used I would freak. lol My truck couldn't do that anyway... frickin road truck.
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From: Florida
you aint a real man unless you can lean over a cloth bench seat to roll down a manual window...with your bare hands!!! then sit back up and pull it into 4x4 manually. then kick it back in 2 and drive 6 hours on the interstate...with no cruise control!!! much less finding your way to wherever it is your going without standard onboard navigation!! and godforbid your butt gets cold...or warm for that matter. if you wanna see the moon you gotta stick your spoiled little head out the window, cuz XLs dont come with moon roofs. and if you need something out of your bed, better start hitting the squat machine, cuz we aint got no dadburned tailgate step!
i hope everyone enjoyed
i hope everyone enjoyed
Man agrees with everything I do! Except for the leaning over to roll down that window, mine are power... and naturally the passenger side is about to go out!