Iv been diagnosed!
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From: North Carolina
You know, at my college, the parking spaces are super small. When I come home for the summer, I park as far away from the door as I can. At school, I try to get a corner spot. I hate dings/dents/scratches. I'm the person that walks through parking lots and evaluates peoples paint finishes 
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From: Alabama
I hate fat people that get small cars, so when they park next to someone they have to swing their door all the way open to get out and dont care about hitting someone elses vehicle cause theyre already mad about their obiesety. Like trying to fire a .22 with 30.06 bullet
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From: Regina, Sask, Canada
I have this as well. I have actually watched a guy park beside my 05 Explorer with a new chev truck. So as I'm leaving the bank I tap him on the shoulder and ask him to come move his truck so I can get in mine. I was actually nice and said that there is no way Im getting in my explorer without hitting our doors together so help me out and move your truck. he looks at me and says "like a give a ****, FU&& Off"
So at this time I snap and tell him fine I'll crawl in the other side move my vehicle and then I'll get out and kick the **** out of his truck. He then start yapping along the lines "If you do I'll" and I cut him off and tell him to try me. ( I'm actually a fairly built guy compared to the average guy and I'm not scared of many) so I invite him outside to either move his vehicle or to get the **** kicked out of him. He moved the truck! Good choice for both of us cause I'm sure the jail time wouldn't be worth it.
Anyway I go back to the bank later to finish up my loan and I tell the ladies there that I'm sorry for this morning but I can't stand guys like that. They told me that they were wishing I would have beat this guy cause he is a big *****H0&$.
My point is that I hate the people that park too close but I was trying to be a nice guy and ask him to move so we both don't get door dings..but had to be the bad guy instead. Maybe I'll just do like I have done before and move my vehicle and put a huge dent in the guys door and then just drive away.
I might have a problem.
So at this time I snap and tell him fine I'll crawl in the other side move my vehicle and then I'll get out and kick the **** out of his truck. He then start yapping along the lines "If you do I'll" and I cut him off and tell him to try me. ( I'm actually a fairly built guy compared to the average guy and I'm not scared of many) so I invite him outside to either move his vehicle or to get the **** kicked out of him. He moved the truck! Good choice for both of us cause I'm sure the jail time wouldn't be worth it.
Anyway I go back to the bank later to finish up my loan and I tell the ladies there that I'm sorry for this morning but I can't stand guys like that. They told me that they were wishing I would have beat this guy cause he is a big *****H0&$.
My point is that I hate the people that park too close but I was trying to be a nice guy and ask him to move so we both don't get door dings..but had to be the bad guy instead. Maybe I'll just do like I have done before and move my vehicle and put a huge dent in the guys door and then just drive away.
I might have a problem.
