^ Winner!

Seriously though....dryers DO occasionally create a vortex into another dimension and throw socks into it.

 

what is TSB??!?

 

Don't forget the Lint Lizard which will help your dryer operate more efficiently. Personally I put a 10" lift on my washer and dryer (seriously) to help with accessing the front loaders.

 

Technical Service Bulletin.

 

Does your dryer throw any trouble codes? It's most likely a bad Kanuter valve...

 

The simple fact of the matter is that cloths DO NOT produce lint in a dryer. The sock makers and dryer makers have teamed up with the Illuminati to create a dryer that will destroy one or two socks per load and in the process of breaking down the sock "lint" is trapped in the screen. The "lint" is what is left of the sock(s). You can buy a different brand of socks or a different dryer but since they are all part of the conspiracy it really won't matter. It's all about the new world sock order.

For you skeptics I have proof. Have you ever lost a sock on a clothesline? I didn't think so. Another fact is wool socks disappear the most because they are worn by Sheeple.

 

My dryer has a gremlin in it... I feed him socks. His favorite ones seem to be my wifes really expensive silky ones... So I feed him those the most! ;0)

 

If you've got a Gremlin, you need to go to the AMC forum.

 

Can I turbo and supercharge my dryer for quicker drying?! Will it void my warranty?

 

naw, just go with a bigger pulley on the motor and run two 220v lines to it to make 440!!! You'll have to get two additional wires run to your house from the transformer but trust me it's worth it!...shaving a few hundredths off the outside of the drum will also help by reducing your rotating mass which increases your electric motor fluid change interval. Just don't tell the stealership..they haven't caught on to all these cool mods yet...