do you put your bed under the seat too

people quit askin me.now they just hint to it

them: yea its been 3 weeks...i still need a truck to move my bed...it sucks sleepin on the floor...

me: well good luck with that. im sure youl find one

 

You forgot BEER!

 

I thought real men drove F150's whats all this sissy stuff yall are haulin round?

All ya need is:
Duct tape for what is moving and aint supposed to
WD40 for what aint moving and should be
screwdriver with broken handle for cleaning out the ears
Some old half broken pliers for crackin nuts
Tie Downs/Tow rope to help that buddy with the Chevy
Lighter for startin the fire later
couple six Packs of beer
couple containers of Beef Jerky
Blanket for the good ole country gal ya take with ya.

What more are ya need'n?

 

They're most useful there for checking to make sure passers by still have their shin bones. There's no guarantee they'll be in original condition after that diagnostic though.

 

Items in my toolbox:
-Tools (2 complete socket sets, pliers, 3 sets of wrenches, screwdrivers, vise grips, wire strippers, etc.)
- Hi-lift
- Fluids (2 quarts engine oil, front and rear diff fluid, 2 coolant jugs, water jug, power steering, brake, tire slime, WD-40, PB Blaster, spray paint, and of course blinker fluid)
- Jack, jackstands, tire wrench, jumper cables
- Tow strap, chain, ratchet strap, rope
- Duct tape, electrical tape, zip ties, crimps, wires ends, wire, fuses, etc.
- Shop towels, rags, and a normal towel

In the cab:
- LED Maglite
- Regular Maglite
- KA-BAR
- Buck knife
- Leather gloves
- other random assortments of stuff