So I gets my new Ruby Red Lariat washed on the way home from work tonight. After dinner my wife and I take our 2 golden retrievers out for a walk. As we come back to the house we see our nice shiny new Ruby Red sitting in the drive way. My wife comments "damn, that's a nice looking truck, you could say its even sexy" ..... so I say "ya it sure is, I don't suppose you can rumble or growl like a 5.0 can ya?" Dawife replies "uh, no" So Iiiiiii say, "I bet ya can honk like one!"
So, you guessed it, tonight I'm sleeping on the couch. I did think..... "Hey, I could sleep in Ruby Red tonight". But then that would only get me more nights on the couch. So the couch it is.

 

Lmaoooo

 

Lol.

 

Those redheads are always trouble !

 

Hope she never finds out that you told the community about it either, because that won't help your situation... :-)

 

What she don't know won't hurt me! Wait 'till I ask her about mud flaps!!😇

 

I've been married 33 years. Had some pretty intense arguments over that time. Never gave up my bed ever. We have a king bed so plenty of room for separation.
And I would delete your emails that pertain to this post. Good luck with the Mud Flaps. I got the Weathertech mud flaps. Love them.

 

Get those two goldens in bed between you and the (angry) misses. They're a good buffer.

 

You said WHAT?

 

Best post on this forum in a REALLY long time!