Truck Prayers
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Truck Prayers
Just a few Truck Prayers I came up with to help make the Great Waiting Game slightly more bearable.
Now I lay me down to wait,
I pray to Ford my truck to make.
Performance build my truck tonight,
And deliver it with the morning light.
If I should rise before it’s here,
I’m going to need another beer.
Amen.
Our Ford, who art in Dearborn, kickass be thy truck.
They Raptor come, thy will be done, in desert, as it is on track.
Give us this day our daily gas, and forgive us our passes, as we forgive those who pass against us.
And lead us not into deep mud, but deliver us to victory.
For thine is the Raptor, with power and speed, for 3 years or 36,000 miles, whichever comes first.
Amen.
Yea, though I drive through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no truck,
For Raptor art with me, thy V6TT and thy FOX, they comfort me.
Thou preparest a desert before me in the presence of mine enemies,
Thou anointest my tank with gas, my tach runneth over.
Surely speed and agility shall follow me all the days of my life,
And I will dwell in the house of Ford forever.
Amen.
Now I lay me down to wait,
I pray to Ford my truck to make.
Performance build my truck tonight,
And deliver it with the morning light.
If I should rise before it’s here,
I’m going to need another beer.
Amen.
Our Ford, who art in Dearborn, kickass be thy truck.
They Raptor come, thy will be done, in desert, as it is on track.
Give us this day our daily gas, and forgive us our passes, as we forgive those who pass against us.
And lead us not into deep mud, but deliver us to victory.
For thine is the Raptor, with power and speed, for 3 years or 36,000 miles, whichever comes first.
Amen.
Yea, though I drive through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no truck,
For Raptor art with me, thy V6TT and thy FOX, they comfort me.
Thou preparest a desert before me in the presence of mine enemies,
Thou anointest my tank with gas, my tach runneth over.
Surely speed and agility shall follow me all the days of my life,
And I will dwell in the house of Ford forever.
Amen.
Last edited by Gilgalad; Oct 5, 2016 at 12:22 PM.
