Sad part is, I'm straight edge. As straight as it gets. No drugs, alcohol, nothing.

 

Somebody say stacks?

 

Weak. If they can't reach the moon, they ain't nothing. A ranger of all vehicles needs mile-high stacks.

That'll help lower the pollution levels too.

 

Awesome, LMFAO!!!

 

I just flushed my licence plate bulbs but I acidentily used blinker fluid and now one doesn't work how do I fix that?!?

 

Wow lmao that is the silliest truck I have ever seen

 

See, what you gotta do is unlock your doors with your remote seventeen times as fast as possible. When that inevitably doesn't work because you can't hit the button fast enough, your alarm will sound. This means it has entered the factory self-destruct mode, which will level an entire city block, or your local equivalent. So what you need to do from there is, open and shut the tailgate three times, locking and unlocking said tailgate each time (ending in an unlock). Then lower your spare, place it PERFECTLY CENTER on the top of your head, and balance it with no error as you make your way INSIDE your truck. From there, turn the radio (factory radio... if you have aftermarket, I'm sorry but you should start running) to its highest volume, and at its lowest AM frequency. Of course, being it's a stock radio, it cannot reach its lowest AM frequency which will cut the timer on the self-destruct in half. Now you have, if you haven't wasted any time, approximately twelve and a half seconds. In this time, you must turn on every possible piece of lighting you have on your truck, factory or not, then proceed to play "jingle bells" with your horn as you are cutting your toe nails with the fuse removal tool found in the passenger compartment fuse box cover.

Assuming all of this has been done correctly and your truck does not self-destruct, your license plate bulbs will forcibly eject, drilling holes through their respective opposite sides of the bumper. There may be some casualties with this as the bulbs will NOT stop their speed and direction of travel until they hit living human tissue, regardless of any obstacles. That may or may not make you liable for damages in your state/county. Please consult legal counsel for that, as I make no implications that I represent a law firm nor am educated in law.

Assuming all is well at this point... just replace with new bulbs, put the right fluid in, and you're all set. But remember, as soon as your truck turns over, the engine will completely disconnect and fall straight down, making your vehicle a lawn ornament... so you may want to decide if this process is even necessary to begin with.

 

... Too much? Lol

 

Oh, oh ya me to nothin nodda zip, ok maybe a little alcohol on the weekends. Random drug tests at work you know. It just sounds like everyone else on this thread is high. ;-)

 

Hahah a little but made me laugh hahahaahah