Jefk

got pulled over the other day because my transmission jumped and the officer thought I was doing a 'halfass' burnout. I explained my gear got stuck so he tagged me for a broken brake light on the cab. do I really need that? I thought I only needed the taillights on the bed. people in Texas, this is were I need you.

ibd2328

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Pretty sure have to have 3 working tail lights. Know you do in VA

Krack499

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I'd rather have a fix it ticket then a excessive acceleration or wreckless driving ticket

Tackle

I would have said "**** dood u wan' c me and my 1 wheel wonder do a burn out? Hold my beer and watch this ****". Then I'd put that skinny pedal to the floor and leave him standing there in a cloud of tire smoke. After that I'd head straight to the local McDonalds to pick up my misses that just got off her shift. Let her hop in the seat next to me and rub her greasy face on my shirt. Tell her "hey bebe, we're skippin town, I just layed some rubber in front of a cop and that aint the only thing I'm layin' today".

Jefk

i wanted too, but I figured id be better with a fix it ticket not a reckless driving ticket haha

Krack499

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I wish this would fit in my signature

Jefk

wait..I thought you were single and ready to mingle? but you have a miss at mcd's?

Wolvee

Are you a Pirate?

Jefk

yea, here sgt pq. would you hold my beer while I burn rubber on your foot, leave you in dust and a one finger salute. I don't see any problems there at all

Tackle

That is the beauty of anonymity on the interwebs. I can be anyone, do anything, and make up whatever I'd like.