"A Tale of Misfire"

Twas the first day of summer
And school just let out
This day was going to be perfect
Me and my friends no doubt
As I walked to the lot and got in my truck
I fired her up but then I yelled F***
She shook and she shuttered
With check engine light on
Now all my visions of summer were gone
I turned to my edge to see whats the matter
It showed cylinder 8 misfire
Severe engine chatter
Drove to my mechanic and gave him the keys
He took her in and told me the fees
Plugs had gone bad and cylinder shot
Fixed it all right there on the spot
Just to dig further in my mental crater
Have a nice summer he said
Five hundred dollars later

 

Hah, nice

 

Ouch lol