PsychoSchizoPhreniac

NO RULES.....
Its a Truck gets used as such.
I use the Truck, I don't Abuse it.
Nothing that a vacuum, a wash can't cure is fine.
Anything that will damage any vehicle obviously NO.

irishtom29

I liked the two F-150s I had with rubber floors because I could spill coffee, spit snoose and flick cigar ashes on the floor no sweat, then wash it out later with a hose.

DavidKR

everyone wears a seat belt. no feet on the dash or out the window. don't put your fingerprints on the goddamn glass. and my girlfriend is no longer allowed to have beverages that aren't in a sealable container since she can't figure out how not to drip soda all over everything.

bassJAM

My big rule is everybody wears a seatbelt. I've had to get on my wife a few times about that.

My other rule was no open top milk containers for the toddler (spilled milk can STINK), but I lost that battle Sunday to my wife when she insisted on a cup with just a straw and no lid. Coincidentally, my wife had to clean up spilled milk on the door and in the door pocket and I had to go back and clean up what she missed.

Past that, its a truck. Sure fingerprints on the windows and feet on the dash annoy me, but it's nothing a bottle of windex or armorall won't fix. And animal cracker crumbs in the rear seat suck, but a vacuum picks them all up.

I guess I do have one other rule: No pop/top 40 music. That stuff is horrible!

WXman

1) No smoking
2) No messy food/drinks
3) Dog lays in the floor, not on the seat
4) No positive comments about GM vehicles we see on the roadway
5) No excessive noise from the kids screaming and fighting in back seat


That's pretty much it.

dlbb

2 new rules for us.
1 is use the running boards and don't slide off the seat. (mine)
2 don't put your feet on the dash. ( wife may "put a hurt" on u)

blue5.0

Don't be an A-hole. Pretty simple rule.

Sparkie93

No trading paint with city buses! I should have implemented this one first.

Krucyfyx

I am fairly simple.

Don't leave your trash in my truck.
Don't change the radio.
No food w/ sauce.

We travel places in my vehicle, my wife's pickup just isnt quite big enough. That being said, when we do travel it's long distances (between 70 and 300 miles) so I have become lenient to an extent. My kids get food, but only things that can be vacuumed out, they get water during the trip, or white grape juice that can be cleaned up at the next rest stop. My wife sticks her feet on the dash but usually she is shoeless, so it isnt really a bother, but she is the ONLY one that has that privilege, and with the two kids in the back seat, she has earned it.

SoonerLS

My rule in my truck is pretty simple:
Do not annoy the driver.

Not that anyone pays any attention to that...