LaBalaDePlata

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thats my #1 peeve in the truck, the door slamming

Wilbanks5276

1. No smoking unless you ask and it's warm enough to have the windows down.
2. Don't leave your trash
3. Spill or drop anything you clean it up before you leave
4. No leaving spit bottles in the cup holders (I dip and I'm the only one allowed to do this)
5. Don't touch the window/door locks without written consent, a letter from the pope, a legitimate act of congress signed by president Obama himself, and a sign from GOD ALMIGHTY...
6. Don't give me advice on my driving
7. No screaming or yelling

And finally

8. DO NOT TOUCH MY F#%^!?$ RADIO!!!!!!

Watt-maker

No smoking
No eating (I know my wife does and also lets the kids when I'm not there, says she doesn't but I'm no fool)
Water is ok as long as it has a lid
Groceries go on the floor, take-out food goes in the bed
No touching the glass, paint or chrome
Do not roll the windows down
Don't go through my stuff
No feet on the dash, keep them on the floor mats
Don't adjust my seats
Don't adjust the HVAC controls or radio control
No pets inside, fluffy can ride in the bed in a crate
No dirty clothes-if your clothes are dirty,wet,covered in pet hair,smelly,greasy,etc change or ride in the bed. I work hard and get dirty too but I make sure to have clean clothes to change into-do the same it's not that hard to do

I think thats about it. I've actually relaxed quite a bit on my rules. I had a lot more, and enforced them more, just ten years ago.

LaBalaDePlata

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curious, anyone have an actual rule sign??? hahahahaha

iFord

Ok, I've learned that - when y'all boys sell your trucks - me want buy!! Then, I'll eat, drink, etc. in my truck! And enjoy it.

tko_818

iTrader: (1)

NO KETCHUP PACKETS

Ketchup in cloth is a bitch to get out.. that and keep your feet on the floor liners.. not on the carpet, not pressed up on the door panel, not on the dash. that's it

Cdashley

1. No smoking
2. Dont screw around with the small vent window. Either open or close it and leave it
3. keep feet on the mats
4. No feet on the dash.
5. Don't change the radio station
6. Just respect it as a whole

Pretty simple rules I'd say haha

frosty19

I'll chime in, interesting to see other people share in the small form of OCD
- NO smoking
- Dont leave your garbage in my truck, it will be returned
- Sit in the seat like I do, Im not driving with my feet on the dash or laying across the seat, you dont need too
- Don't slam the doors
- No eating, drinks are alright as most people know not to spill
- Dont touch the stereo, any other buttons, or glass
- Dont touch anything other than the door handles on the outside
- I also do not like when people slide out of the seat to leave the truck. is it that hard to use your legs and lift yourself out? Sliding is hard on the seat edges and I have seen many split in the exact same places because of this

iFord

I ain't ridin' with any of y'all! Y'all boys would kick me out. Cain't have nary fun!

smurfs_of_war

Meh, I'm not a real stickler on too many things. Im a smoker and I'll smoke in my truck as long as the windows are down. Not often though- only on long trips.

My biggest peeve- when people leave gum ANYWHERE in there. Everybody is down on the smokers, but I'd take 100 smokers over a single "stick it in the wrapper and throw it out later" gum chewer!

Drinks with lids are fine, nothing dairy that could potentially stink if forgotten.