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Old 10-08-2012, 01:59 PM
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^^no ****. i run out of room really quick with all the stuff i keep.

fire starter
MREs
change of clothes
water
floor jack(scissor jack sucks)
every tool necessary
glow sticks
flash light
glock 23 w/ 2 spare mags
theres a few other things i cant think of hidden behind the seats as well.
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My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day her little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my F150. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family".

The moral of this story is:

Always keep your condoms in your truck.
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Originally Posted by BlueO2
My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day her little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my F150. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family".

The moral of this story is:

Always keep your condoms in your truck.
Da Hell did I just read?
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Old 10-08-2012, 02:11 PM
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^^ haha i was just thinking the same thing! but it was pretty funny
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Originally Posted by Butters_33
Da Hell did I just read?
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/jokes/read/81043135/

lol
Old 10-08-2012, 02:13 PM
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Originally Posted by BlueO2
The moral of this story is:

Always keep your condoms in your truck.

Great story I think its a lil Bs, but I definatly have those around, lol.
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First thing I did last weekend was build and carpet a storage box for underneath the back set of my screw. I still haven't gotten all of the gear I want in the truck yet, but here's my list:

Jumper cables
Tow rope
Straps
Gorilla tape
6 d-cell maglite
Surefire
spare batteries
Folding knife
Fixed blade knife
Exacto knife
Small socket set
Screwdriver and bit set
Hammer
Pliers
Vice grips
Wrenches
WD-40
Pens
Sharpies
Quart of oil
Micro fiber towels
Springfield 1911 with spare mags and ammo
Tire gauge
Ice scraper
Tape measure
Maps
1 7/8" ball (2 is on it right now)
Trenching tool
First aid kit
Spare sunglasses
Water bottle
Space blanket
Small duffel with extra clothes/cold weather gear
Gloves

Sure I'm missing some things too, but that's what I can think of off the top of my head. I like the MRE idea
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I ain't building a survival kit lol, just some useful day to day stuff
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Ford Roadside Assistant Telephone Number..................
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Originally Posted by Butters_33
200 piece ratchet set.
15 piece ratchet set.
Crescent wrench.
Pliers.
Wire cutters.
Electrical tape.
Double sided tape.
Hammer.
Lock De-Icer.
Zip-ties.
Fire extinguisher.
Exacto knife.
Locking cable + key.
Bungee cords.
12v air compressor.
Digital tire pressure gauge.
Tire repair kit.
Booster cables.
Tow strap.
Spare taillights, signal lights, side markers.
First Aid kit.
OPA/NPA kit.
Fire department bunker gear.
Surgical gloves.
Extension cord.
2 retractable ratchet straps.
Flashlight.
Air freshener.
Clorox antiseptic wipes.
Baton.
Bug spray (summer only).
Maps, maps, maps.
Utility gloves.
Folding chair.
Camera tripod.
Shop towels.
Reflective jacket.
Change for the car wash.
12v/200w inverter.
Chap stick.
Pens.
Permanent marker.
Notepad.
Rope.
Cargo net.
WD-40.
Tire wrench.

I know I'm forgetting something(s).
Where do YOU sit? hehehe....when I bought my truck and cleaned out the old one, I think I had all this crap in my old one too......it adds up over time.


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