04Screw

Potato chips?

NGM

Thats it he is the Frito Lay dude.

04Screw

I have 50K on my odometer. Is that too many to put BBQ Fritos in?

Katt

No, you need to use the chili cheese fritos.....they double your HP!

04Screw

im off to stop n shop!!!

NGM

Make sure to get the super sized bag.. They give great bang for the buck but don't last long.

04Screw

Im all over it, Went to BJ's. Now im good for a few days!

blown240

Well I ended up getting an Edge programmer, and I put it on my truck with 160k miles. The problem I have is that it corkscrewed my cam. I am obviously going to have to get some sort of Frito to unwind it. I just cant decide between BBQ and Chili Cheese. Oh and the extra 3 mpg I am getting needs to stop too, I am going to fill the tank with Mt Dew to bring it back down.

Ty

I haventy read a single word of this thread, but I came up with this when i saw it this morning.

04Screw

BBQ friitos work the best. Dont use mountain because your engine will go on a sugar rush and will most likely act retarded when you shut the key off. It will probably start jumping on the couch and knocking things over, likely to misbehave and not listen to you. Worste case scenario it runs away on you and wont stop unless you run over and grab it by the mirror and scold it.