Making my 2004 f150 squat?
#22
TOTM November 2019
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Look out guys the pc police is on the scene sorry officer didnt mean to hurt someones feelings but he deserves it he tried to murder a innocent f150! lol.
But seriously in every other situation I agree, to each their own but I have no mercy for this “squat” bs. No excuses for this level of dumbassery from these f1dy ****s it should not be tolerated. And maybe through a little good ol negative reinforcement the bro can still be saved from his douche bag ways and be transformed into an outstanding f150 enthusiast lol. Who knows maybe just maybe we save another beautiful ford from being completely and utterly destroyed. The downside? What? The bro gets his bro feelings hurt? lol its good for em builds character maybe the kid will snap outta the dbag trance he’s in. Its a calculated risk I am willing to take this “lean” “squat” “bulldoggin” “turd burglin” whatever you want to call it has to stop just let the damn truck sit level and thank us later.
I know they dont “build" their truck for anyone but them but **** I would bet good money that these bros that drive around dragging *** have never got a “nice truck” or a thumbs up from anyone on the road other than from other d-bags lol. Probably just get a lot of points, laughs, and head shakes oh and the occasional facepalm lol. Why would you want to go around with everyone laughing and making fun of you 24/7 leave it to the chevys dont disgrace a ford. Its sad really a good number of them are nice trucks that would get a whole lot of love if they’d grow up and leave the rear level so it didnt look like such a puss truck I know I know such a hard concept for these f1fdybros :dead horse: If you absolutely insist on this “style” (if you can really call it that) the best move that you can make would be to commifornia to be amongst other like minded douchebags (stay away from texas) and please for the love of god do it to a chevy. Just dont get why you’d want your truck to look this way on purpose with a empty bed lol. Especially if he is infact a younger guy, everyone knows the “squat life” bro bs brings the dicks lifted and leveled brings all the chicks! Unless he’s into men (which is fine) he is doing it all wrong and we talked him down from the ledge! Hell he should be thanking us for saving his proverbial bacon! Your welcome you bro you!
Things like this are truly what separates men from boys!
But seriously in every other situation I agree, to each their own but I have no mercy for this “squat” bs. No excuses for this level of dumbassery from these f1dy ****s it should not be tolerated. And maybe through a little good ol negative reinforcement the bro can still be saved from his douche bag ways and be transformed into an outstanding f150 enthusiast lol. Who knows maybe just maybe we save another beautiful ford from being completely and utterly destroyed. The downside? What? The bro gets his bro feelings hurt? lol its good for em builds character maybe the kid will snap outta the dbag trance he’s in. Its a calculated risk I am willing to take this “lean” “squat” “bulldoggin” “turd burglin” whatever you want to call it has to stop just let the damn truck sit level and thank us later.
I know they dont “build" their truck for anyone but them but **** I would bet good money that these bros that drive around dragging *** have never got a “nice truck” or a thumbs up from anyone on the road other than from other d-bags lol. Probably just get a lot of points, laughs, and head shakes oh and the occasional facepalm lol. Why would you want to go around with everyone laughing and making fun of you 24/7 leave it to the chevys dont disgrace a ford. Its sad really a good number of them are nice trucks that would get a whole lot of love if they’d grow up and leave the rear level so it didnt look like such a puss truck I know I know such a hard concept for these f1fdybros :dead horse: If you absolutely insist on this “style” (if you can really call it that) the best move that you can make would be to commifornia to be amongst other like minded douchebags (stay away from texas) and please for the love of god do it to a chevy. Just dont get why you’d want your truck to look this way on purpose with a empty bed lol. Especially if he is infact a younger guy, everyone knows the “squat life” bro bs brings the dicks lifted and leveled brings all the chicks! Unless he’s into men (which is fine) he is doing it all wrong and we talked him down from the ledge! Hell he should be thanking us for saving his proverbial bacon! Your welcome you bro you!
Things like this are truly what separates men from boys!
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kingranch10 (10-17-2015)
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I'm glad I'm not the only one that thinks that looks completely retarded. Pretty sure you should sell your truck to someone that will use it for what the truck was intended for and go buy a car that isn't built by ford. Because clearly you're never going to tow a trailer or haul stuff in the bed.
#28
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Apparently you haven't been around long enough yet. There are a few of these threads, they usually get locked by now. There was a real good one, probably about a year ago. Ended the same way.
#29
Senior Member
Originally Posted by mjgriffith
Ive been thinking of making my f150 squat but cant really figure out what the negatives are that come with making a truck squat. Would making my truck squat mess up the front alignment or anything like that?
#30
Timber Baron
Is this a thing now?
Could just get all your neighbors....
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Could just get all your neighbors....
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