What are your rules in your truck?
06-14-2013, 10:26 PM
#111
1. NOBODY DRIVES MY TRUCK BUT ME! Constantly begging me to drive my truck is a waste of breath.
2. Seatbelts, period.
3. No smoking. No dip.
4. No eating.
5. No alcoholic drinks. Regular drinks are fine, provided you aren't a total slob.
6. Don't complain about me parking far away; you're legs work just fine. 6a. Don't hit my door on another vehicle/object when opening or closing it if I do have to park near other people.
7. No feet on the dash (only had a issue with one friend regarding this thankfully).
8. Unless we're in a relationship, don't touch my radio. If you ask, I will most likely change the channel to something you might like more.
9. Clean out any and all trash with you.
10. Don't f*ck up my truck in any way unless you want to get hurt.
Bottom line: Be respectful of my truck.
People learn real quick how **** I am about my truck. You can make fun of me all you want about my rules, but if you don't comply and be respectful, you're walking.
2. Seatbelts, period.
3. No smoking. No dip.
4. No eating.
5. No alcoholic drinks. Regular drinks are fine, provided you aren't a total slob.
6. Don't complain about me parking far away; you're legs work just fine. 6a. Don't hit my door on another vehicle/object when opening or closing it if I do have to park near other people.
7. No feet on the dash (only had a issue with one friend regarding this thankfully).
8. Unless we're in a relationship, don't touch my radio. If you ask, I will most likely change the channel to something you might like more.
9. Clean out any and all trash with you.
10. Don't f*ck up my truck in any way unless you want to get hurt.
Bottom line: Be respectful of my truck.
People learn real quick how **** I am about my truck. You can make fun of me all you want about my rules, but if you don't comply and be respectful, you're walking.
Last edited by GatorMedic; 06-14-2013 at 10:34 PM.
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06-14-2013, 11:32 PM
#113
My rule for drunk vomiting in my cars was simple back in the day: "Don't puke in my car, or I will clean it up with your face"... I actually had to do this to 1 of my friends who puked in my mustang. I only did it because he felt better afterwards, and then tried to play "tough guy" because there were a bunch girls around....
06-14-2013, 11:32 PM
#114
I see a lot of posts that end with "don't like the rules you can walk" or something similar..
... judging by the laundry list of rules some of you guys have laid out, I'd probably rather walk anyway.
... judging by the laundry list of rules some of you guys have laid out, I'd probably rather walk anyway.
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06-19-2013, 10:55 AM
#115
Unique & Different
A lot on this thread applies to my truck too.
I have 2 little ones (3 and 4 year old girls), so eating and drinking is okay cause we travel a lot. They know how I am with my truck so now since they are able to handle their food and drinks on their own, they have been good about not making a mess.
And i absolutely don't like stuff piled up on my dash and door pockets. I cant stand junk and junky vehicles.
I have 2 little ones (3 and 4 year old girls), so eating and drinking is okay cause we travel a lot. They know how I am with my truck so now since they are able to handle their food and drinks on their own, they have been good about not making a mess.
And i absolutely don't like stuff piled up on my dash and door pockets. I cant stand junk and junky vehicles.
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06-19-2013, 11:23 AM
#116
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I drive, no one else. Try to limit food and drinks, but it happens. You may see me eat or drink in there, but I know I am willing to clean it up if I make a mess, they're not. On the weekends, truck gets/stays clean to haul everyone around. Weekdays, back seats are up and full of work stuff usually, I don't mind messes as much then.
06-19-2013, 12:00 PM
#118
Here are my rules:
1. No eating! My wife gets away with snacks occasionally, but I still give her hell about it. My golfing buddy ate a freakin' apple in the back seat - he caught a tongue-lashing.
2a. No cigarette smoking, unless you supply your own wide-mouth bottle for you to hover your cig over so I don't get ash everywhere. If you want, I can supply you with a cigar (see 2b below).
2b. If I know you to be a messy cigar smoker, you can't smoke, period.
3. I park where I park. If you didn't want me to park way out here, you could've driven.
4. No feet on the dash or out the window, unless clothed in a clean sock. My wife does this on road trips - otherwise, she keeps her feet on the floor, where they belong.
5. Yes, I have 6 cupholders, no you can't move my ashtray to put your drink there. It's my truck, my rules - don't like it, drive yourself.
6. Yes, I will smoke cigars - no b***hing about it. See 5 above.
7. Don't touch the paint. I may not wash it each week, but my truck is still shiny and has very few blemishes in it. If you *think* you can control whatever luggage/bags/golf clubs you've got, you'll get one chance. If I don't believe you can control your items, *I* will put them in the bed/back seat for you. No, there's no un-doing this.
8. No, I won't haul loose stone, dirt, mulch, etc., unless we have a tarp lining the bed. Yes, I have a spray-in bed liner, but no, I don't want anything loaded over the sides or having a chance to scratch the bed sides or strip of un-lined paint between the bed and tailgate.
9. Yes, I have a dog, and yes, he gets to ride in the back seat of my truck. If you don't want to sit on a seat cover, drive yourself. You'll probably make a bigger mess than my dog anyway.
10. Enjoy the ride, but don't b***h to me about how I'm driving. See 5 above.
-John
1. No eating! My wife gets away with snacks occasionally, but I still give her hell about it. My golfing buddy ate a freakin' apple in the back seat - he caught a tongue-lashing.
2a. No cigarette smoking, unless you supply your own wide-mouth bottle for you to hover your cig over so I don't get ash everywhere. If you want, I can supply you with a cigar (see 2b below).
2b. If I know you to be a messy cigar smoker, you can't smoke, period.
3. I park where I park. If you didn't want me to park way out here, you could've driven.
4. No feet on the dash or out the window, unless clothed in a clean sock. My wife does this on road trips - otherwise, she keeps her feet on the floor, where they belong.
5. Yes, I have 6 cupholders, no you can't move my ashtray to put your drink there. It's my truck, my rules - don't like it, drive yourself.
6. Yes, I will smoke cigars - no b***hing about it. See 5 above.
7. Don't touch the paint. I may not wash it each week, but my truck is still shiny and has very few blemishes in it. If you *think* you can control whatever luggage/bags/golf clubs you've got, you'll get one chance. If I don't believe you can control your items, *I* will put them in the bed/back seat for you. No, there's no un-doing this.
8. No, I won't haul loose stone, dirt, mulch, etc., unless we have a tarp lining the bed. Yes, I have a spray-in bed liner, but no, I don't want anything loaded over the sides or having a chance to scratch the bed sides or strip of un-lined paint between the bed and tailgate.
9. Yes, I have a dog, and yes, he gets to ride in the back seat of my truck. If you don't want to sit on a seat cover, drive yourself. You'll probably make a bigger mess than my dog anyway.
10. Enjoy the ride, but don't b***h to me about how I'm driving. See 5 above.
-John
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