Mine are the common ones.

1) No smoking (this relaxes after I've owned something for more than four years but right now is still in force)
2) No puking (this never relaxes, even with weatherproof mats)

Everything else is fair game.

Things not allowed:
1. No alcohol

Things that people do that I don't like, but I don't say anything (I need to get a backbone)

1. Slide off the seat to get out. OK it's a 4wd, but not lifted. Put a foot on the sidestep and lift a little, use some leg strength.
2. Food is OK, but I can't stand the smell of the fast food burger joints in my truck. This one really bugs me!
3. Take every bit of your damn trash out with you, can you tell this one bugs me too. I'm not my friends custodian, or maybe I am.

Please feel free to compliment my taking care of my truck. It's obvious I work hard at it and would like to hear a little positive reinforcement once in a while. When I hear "this trucks not going off road to get scratched, it's too nice" isn't a compliment.

I've seen the results of air bags vs feet on the dash. It's not pretty, let alone the years of rehab you'll need to learn to walk again.

There's only one. No f-ing SHOUTING. GD kids need to shut up every now and then.

Well, no smoking, but there's no smoking in my vehicles, near me, near my kids, near anything. Not really related to the truck.

Most of this thread is ridiculous. Never saw it before.

Some of the reply's make me laugh. Sounds like a prison camp in processing by Colonel Klink.

For my wife and I:
eating is OK
drinking is OK
her feet on the dash is OK (no shoes)

Everyone else:
none of the above

Ooooo man, I had so many rules when I first got it. I have two left that I stick with.
1. No smoking
2. If the world starts ending, the wife's Kia will be left behind for sake of our survival.

Parking like that you should nominate yourself for douchbag of the day.

Whoaaaaa, easy there troll bait. There are 5 of us that work there and the parking lot is huge.

Biggest rule in mine NO SMOKING... food Idc too much just no eating in my truck... I drink a lot of coffee and water so that doesn't really bother me just don't spill or your cleaning everything lol

NO RULES.....
Its a Truck gets used as such.
I use the Truck, I don't Abuse it.
Nothing that a vacuum, a wash can't cure is fine.
Anything that will damage any vehicle obviously NO.

I liked the two F-150s I had with rubber floors because I could spill coffee, spit snoose and flick cigar ashes on the floor no sweat, then wash it out later with a hose.

everyone wears a seat belt. no feet on the dash or out the window. don't put your fingerprints on the goddamn glass. and my girlfriend is no longer allowed to have beverages that aren't in a sealable container since she can't figure out how not to drip soda all over everything.

My big rule is everybody wears a seatbelt. I've had to get on my wife a few times about that.

My other rule was no open top milk containers for the toddler (spilled milk can STINK), but I lost that battle Sunday to my wife when she insisted on a cup with just a straw and no lid. Coincidentally, my wife had to clean up spilled milk on the door and in the door pocket and I had to go back and clean up what she missed.

Past that, its a truck. Sure fingerprints on the windows and feet on the dash annoy me, but it's nothing a bottle of windex or armorall won't fix. And animal cracker crumbs in the rear seat suck, but a vacuum picks them all up.

I guess I do have one other rule: No pop/top 40 music. That stuff is horrible!

1) No smoking
2) No messy food/drinks
3) Dog lays in the floor, not on the seat
4) No positive comments about GM vehicles we see on the roadway
5) No excessive noise from the kids screaming and fighting in back seat


That's pretty much it.

2 new rules for us.
1 is use the running boards and don't slide off the seat. (mine)
2 don't put your feet on the dash. ( wife may "put a hurt" on u)

Don't be an A-hole. Pretty simple rule.

No trading paint with city buses! I should have implemented this one first.

I am fairly simple.

Don't leave your trash in my truck.
Don't change the radio.
No food w/ sauce.

We travel places in my vehicle, my wife's pickup just isnt quite big enough. That being said, when we do travel it's long distances (between 70 and 300 miles) so I have become lenient to an extent. My kids get food, but only things that can be vacuumed out, they get water during the trip, or white grape juice that can be cleaned up at the next rest stop. My wife sticks her feet on the dash but usually she is shoeless, so it isnt really a bother, but she is the ONLY one that has that privilege, and with the two kids in the back seat, she has earned it. :thumbsup:

My rule in my truck is pretty simple:
Do not annoy the driver.

Not that anyone pays any attention to that...