What are your rules in your truck?
09-17-2013, 02:23 AM
#321
My only hard rules:
1. No smoking in the truck
2. Don't draw/write things in the condensation on the windows or the dirt on the truck
3. I drive, I control the radio
Others I'm more flexible on:
-You want a coffee or burger fine. Poutine/chili fries/soup we might have a problem
-Sock feet on the dash, I'll let it slide. Workboots? No way in hell
-Booze: when we're parked and it stays outside the truck. Only when its coming from the store is it in the cab..exception: when I'm working on the truck beer might go in the cupholder
1. No smoking in the truck
2. Don't draw/write things in the condensation on the windows or the dirt on the truck
3. I drive, I control the radio
Others I'm more flexible on:
-You want a coffee or burger fine. Poutine/chili fries/soup we might have a problem
-Sock feet on the dash, I'll let it slide. Workboots? No way in hell
-Booze: when we're parked and it stays outside the truck. Only when its coming from the store is it in the cab..exception: when I'm working on the truck beer might go in the cupholder
09-17-2013, 07:05 AM
#322
Unique & Different
Saw the passenger in the blue truck breaking one of the cardinal rules: "NO FEET ON THE DASH."
Ha ha
Ha ha
09-17-2013, 08:05 AM
#324
Senior Member
09-17-2013, 09:33 AM
#325
09-17-2013, 03:03 PM
#330
Unique & Different
My only rules are this:
*NO smoking
*NO change or hair ties in the cup holders, cell phones and drinks are fine but nothing else
*If you fart or sneeze, roll the window down to allow it to leave
*I control what is played, unless I hand the remote to someone else..
*My dog owns the back seat so yes, there is some hair, I try to keep it clean up oh well.
*Do not for any reason leave my doors open in the rain..I HATE THAT!
*Keep windows rolled up unless for some reason. Ref. to rule 2
*Do not tell me how to drive or to slow down...I will only go faster.
*Yes, I always know where I am going and how best to get there, PERIOD!
*If you are going to eat, please just be careful
*Drinks of any kind are fine, assuming they are legal
*I park far away..don't complain its good for you to walk
*Do NOT push your feet into my fuse panel cover or into my carpet, keep them on the mat!
That's pretty much it.
*NO smoking
*NO change or hair ties in the cup holders, cell phones and drinks are fine but nothing else
*If you fart or sneeze, roll the window down to allow it to leave
*I control what is played, unless I hand the remote to someone else..
*My dog owns the back seat so yes, there is some hair, I try to keep it clean up oh well.
*Do not for any reason leave my doors open in the rain..I HATE THAT!
*Keep windows rolled up unless for some reason. Ref. to rule 2
*Do not tell me how to drive or to slow down...I will only go faster.
*Yes, I always know where I am going and how best to get there, PERIOD!
*If you are going to eat, please just be careful
*Drinks of any kind are fine, assuming they are legal
*I park far away..don't complain its good for you to walk
*Do NOT push your feet into my fuse panel cover or into my carpet, keep them on the mat!
That's pretty much it.
ONLY Major Rule:
The step bars ARE NOT for you to boost yourself air-born while entering in order to make a crash landing in the seats causing the truck to bounce and jerk in funky directions!! Also, along the same line, don't just slide your fat, lazy *** off the side edge of the seat when exiting the truck. It flattens the edges QUICK! That's what the step bars ARE for.
The step bars ARE NOT for you to boost yourself air-born while entering in order to make a crash landing in the seats causing the truck to bounce and jerk in funky directions!! Also, along the same line, don't just slide your fat, lazy *** off the side edge of the seat when exiting the truck. It flattens the edges QUICK! That's what the step bars ARE for.
I love imaging the situations that HAD to have occurred for some of these rules to really "enforced" by everyone here.
I'm not bashing, seriously, its interesting.
For example, I hate streaks on my glass. Particularly the windshield and front two windows, and will get really pissed very quick if youre sitting there running your greasy *** nose, face, hands or whatever all over them because its funny....
Can we start that? (Not hijacking) with your rule (or *one* main rule) include what happened to make you so touchy about that one thing.
For me it was my wife, eating fast food on a vacation drive she starting to point at stuff. However "pointing" included a manual gesture of touching the glass where she wanted me to look.
THAT was what made me so touchy, among other instances, but that set the ground rule from there on out.
I'm not bashing, seriously, its interesting.
For example, I hate streaks on my glass. Particularly the windshield and front two windows, and will get really pissed very quick if youre sitting there running your greasy *** nose, face, hands or whatever all over them because its funny....
Can we start that? (Not hijacking) with your rule (or *one* main rule) include what happened to make you so touchy about that one thing.
For me it was my wife, eating fast food on a vacation drive she starting to point at stuff. However "pointing" included a manual gesture of touching the glass where she wanted me to look.
THAT was what made me so touchy, among other instances, but that set the ground rule from there on out.
