What are your rules in your truck?
09-16-2013, 09:07 PM
#311
Senior Member
ONLY Major Rule:
The step bars ARE NOT for you to boost yourself air-born while entering in order to make a crash landing in the seats causing the truck to bounce and jerk in funky directions!! Also, along the same line, don't just slide your fat, lazy *** off the side edge of the seat when exiting the truck. It flattens the edges QUICK! That's what the step bars ARE for.
The step bars ARE NOT for you to boost yourself air-born while entering in order to make a crash landing in the seats causing the truck to bounce and jerk in funky directions!! Also, along the same line, don't just slide your fat, lazy *** off the side edge of the seat when exiting the truck. It flattens the edges QUICK! That's what the step bars ARE for.
09-16-2013, 11:03 PM
#312
I kinda slide off mine, not full weight on the side of the seat, but still...
I plan on trading up before warranty runs out - too many unresolved BS things keep breaking (dealer breaks them) and I have to go back...pita
I really hate when people hit am/fm if I'm on Sirius - it's like... What are you doing!?
I plan on trading up before warranty runs out - too many unresolved BS things keep breaking (dealer breaks them) and I have to go back...pita
I really hate when people hit am/fm if I'm on Sirius - it's like... What are you doing!?
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ComQuest (09-17-2013)
09-16-2013, 11:17 PM
#313
Senior Member
I agree with the "if you wreck it, total it". If I'm going to pay more insurance from a claim plus a 500 dollar deductible, I better be getting a new truck out of it.
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ComQuest (09-17-2013)
09-16-2013, 11:20 PM
#314
misses 3 on the tree
how do you slide off without full weight?
my oldest grandson went into my truck to dig for something between the seats and left a big *** mudstain on the driver seat. grrrrrrrrr. I love him like no other so I said nothing. Gonna try to get it out tomorrow.
And I absolutely hate hair scrunchies and elastic thingies woman use on their hair.
When I traded my old truck, while cleaning it out I found no less than five of them. They sure as hell weren't mine.
my oldest grandson went into my truck to dig for something between the seats and left a big *** mudstain on the driver seat. grrrrrrrrr. I love him like no other so I said nothing. Gonna try to get it out tomorrow.
And I absolutely hate hair scrunchies and elastic thingies woman use on their hair.
When I traded my old truck, while cleaning it out I found no less than five of them. They sure as hell weren't mine.
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ComQuest (09-17-2013)
09-17-2013, 01:51 AM
#316
Senior Member
You know, my rules vary by mileage.
0-500 miles: No one and nothing allowed except me.
501 - 2500: See everyone else's rules
2501 - 10000: Leave my radio alone.
10000 - and up: I don't really mind normal human misbehavior too much but definitely roll down window prior to fart.
0-500 miles: No one and nothing allowed except me.
501 - 2500: See everyone else's rules
2501 - 10000: Leave my radio alone.
10000 - and up: I don't really mind normal human misbehavior too much but definitely roll down window prior to fart.
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ComQuest (09-17-2013)
09-17-2013, 01:56 AM
#317
Senior Member
How bout we make all passengers sit through a 15 minute rule training video before allowing them into truck? Or, play a recorded message that repeats the rules over and over while driving. Kinda like in a plane?
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09-17-2013, 01:57 AM
#318
Spin on the seat and kinda do the slinde-n-stand doo-dah.
I'm not very tall, so its hard to get my feet to the steps prior to pitting weight on the side of the seat, no "OSH" on my side either.
I'm not very tall, so its hard to get my feet to the steps prior to pitting weight on the side of the seat, no "OSH" on my side either.
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ComQuest (09-17-2013)
09-17-2013, 01:59 AM
#319
You fart in my seat you won't see that stick until the terrifying "Tat-tat-tat" noises start and you're yelling in pain...
Seems effective.
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Floored150 (09-18-2013)
09-17-2013, 02:19 AM
#320
Senior Member
I think this is my all time favorite rule. Don't flap your gums all through ANY song that I am trying to enjoy. Or, reach over and turn it down so you can hear your own rambling discourse a little better.