Originally Posted by MurderFX

Screw you guys for making this thread educational. Bottom line, the geikoboost ain't a v8. It wants to be one, but it ain't. Like Diet Coke ain't Coke, bud light ain't Budweiser, and chicken at the Chinese place ain't chicken. The 5.0 is as American as apple pie and baseball.

Originally Posted by kidastra

so basically what I've learned is 5.0 = American, ecoboost = Canadian, 3.7 = Mexican, and the 6.2 = small *****

Originally Posted by MurderFX

Screw you guys for making this thread educational. Bottom line, the geikoboost ain't a v8. It wants to be one, but it ain't. Like Diet Coke ain't Coke, bud light ain't Budweiser, and chicken at the Chinese place ain't chicken. The 5.0 is as American as apple pie and baseball.

Originally Posted by MurderFX

I think you summed that up pretty well. I've never seen anyone driving a 6.2 with a large *****....

Originally Posted by Blown F-150

But I'm not american, so I don't care about Baseball! But I do like Apple mmmmm....

Originally Posted by MurderFX

you sir are a communist.

Originally Posted by Spiky

Regardless of size, it's still easier and safer to steer with your hands.

Originally Posted by MurderFX

Screw you guys for making this thread educational. Bottom line, the geikoboost ain't a v8. It wants to be one, but it ain't. Like Diet Coke ain't Coke, bud light ain't Budweiser, and chicken at the Chinese place ain't chicken. The 5.0 is as American as apple pie and baseball.

Originally Posted by Suburb Cowboy

This.


5.0 has been the displacement of the Trans Am racing circuit where the original Boss 302 and the original Z/28 took the ponycar wars to a real-live professional level, which was arguably a lot more manly than most other types of racing. Look at the names in that, you'll see the stuff from which legends were made. The story would make an excellent movie, provided Hollywood doesn't opt to change the facts; the truth is better than any script.


5.0 =
Bacon. AMERICAN bacon.
American flags with beautiful gold eagles on the tops of the poles.
Dogs. NO GERBILS.
Smoky burnouts.
Hot chix (without plastic surgery) in short shorts.
Coldbeer. Yes, it's one word, like biscuitsngravy; if you have a 5.0, you know that.
While we're on it, biscuitsngravy.
I could keep it stock, but what's the fun in that?
Forgiveness and redemption, rolled into one.
Fireworks.
Put the tail gate down and you have a park bench wherever you are.
Morals are not relative - but sophistication is.
Quality firearms and easy access to them.
'Murica, baby.
If you have to ask, you wouldn't understand.

Originally Posted by Suburb Cowboy

This. 5.0 has been the displacement of the Trans Am racing circuit where the original Boss 302 and the original Z/28 took the ponycar wars to a real-live professional level, which was arguably a lot more manly than most other types of racing. Look at the names in that, you'll see the stuff from which legends were made. The story would make an excellent movie, provided Hollywood doesn't opt to change the facts; the truth is better than any script. 5.0 = Bacon. AMERICAN bacon. American flags with beautiful gold eagles on the tops of the poles. Dogs. NO GERBILS. Smoky burnouts. Hot chix (without plastic surgery) in short shorts. Coldbeer. Yes, it's one word, like biscuitsngravy; if you have a 5.0, you know that. While we're on it, biscuitsngravy. I could keep it stock, but what's the fun in that? Forgiveness and redemption, rolled into one. Fireworks. Put the tail gate down and you have a park bench wherever you are. Morals are not relative - but sophistication is. Quality firearms and easy access to them. 'Murica, baby. If you have to ask, you wouldn't understand.