Every time I bring my truck in for warranty work (which is a lot ... Too much) , they put me in a focus. Well once a fusion but that was because that's all enterprise had. Can you see where I am going with this?

 

I got a Fiat....its a clown car.....biggest POS I have ever ridden in my life. You step on the guess and the car says "What?". I $H|t you not. I have an 80+ mile commute. 0-60 in 10 seconds, feels like days. Nothing screams homo more than this car, not even 10,00o people in a pride parade. My ********* took 3 days to return to their normal position. The ONLY fun thing to do in that car was e-brake it sideways into my parking space. Scared the baby Jesus out of my receptionist to watch me drift that thing into the parking space in front of the main door. The guys were kind enough to pick it up and turn it sideways between their trucks so I couldn't get out.
I would trash an Abarth for grins because its boosted, but the fact remains that no matter how fast they make that car it cant out run the gayness that envelops it.

Rant complete

 

Yes, you get a free 10 day rental with the ESP for each covered warranty repair that takes more than a day at the set daily price limit for Fords. Lincolns plan gives you a bit more $$$ rate on a rental.

 

They pay every time. But I would think a truck for truck. A bit of an inconvenience especially after about 6 times now. I even had the enterprise guy sign me up for the frequent flyer points program.

 

they once gave me a pink ford fiesta. that's probably a more homo car. lol

 

They probably did it on purpose.

 

I was given a Taurus

 

I was really on the fence about these. I would have gotten an SHO just cause it will **** its @$$ down the road but something doesn't sit with me on the interior. It doesn't seem to have that flow like the other models do. I dunno. Did you like how it drove? FYI I am assuming this is a newer model.

 

Got a cherry red Chevy aveo this morning. What a POS.

Quick question, did any of y'all have to pay a deposit? They tried to run my card this morning and put a $50 refundable deposit on it. The rental was through the Hertz trailer on the dealer lot.

 

No but I got stuck with taxes. I had a charger