What would the best answer to this if you were a Ford dealer?
04-01-2011, 12:33 PM
#11
04-01-2011, 01:08 PM
#12
Customer Joe shyly walks to a sales guy and proceeds to tell his sad 'situation'...
Sales guy, "Well I see mister. Yes we get this allot and trust me. Just because you are not blessed doesn't mean you cannot be a true Road Warrior. Come with me." Poorly endowed gentlemen walks with salesman to the obscure part of the lot...
Sales guy,"Let me introduce you to F450 Magnum edition!!! Oh yeah baby!!! Look at her!!!" The salesman whisks away a huge canopy revealing the most overly glorious F450 ever built.
Wee customer Joe wide eyed says, "Whoa, oh wow..."
Sales guy, "Come here, don't be shy, she aint gonna bite you. Now look what this baby comes with! BAM!! Got your special edition 3 tone paint job! BAM!! Diesel power that will make the girls cream baby!!! BAM!!! 4.55 gear ratio that no mountain can resist! BAM!!! Lifted with huge tires that screams, I am the man and get out of the way Prius lady!!! Hahahahaha..." Both get a good chuckle as a Prius drives by the far end of the lot with fat dude in it.
Salesman slaps Joe on the back and says, "Get in her Joe. Get in and feel the Power...BAM!!!" Joe proceeds to open the door and a power step slams into him. He stretched to reach something, anything, to help him climb into the Magnum. Finally sitting in the Command Chair as the sales guy called it he felt like Cpt Kirk!
Salesman sits next to him and orders Joe to start up the beast! The roar of the truck was deafening. Salesman yells, "Oh yeah Joe...listen to that. Its calling your name Joe! Ladies will hear you from miles around and wanting to be sitting where I am at...oh yeah baby!!!"
Joe murmurs, "I dont know." Salesman leaning to hear, "What?!?" Joe clears his throat, "I said I dont know!" Salesman looking frustrated for spending his time leaned in closer, "Listen, guys like you, dont mean any offense need to feel manly and what better way than this. Just imagine taking chicks to the back seat and having your way with them and after seeing The Magnum they wont care what you pull out of your zipper. No Sir! You will see ******* left and right in this baby....BAM!!!"
Joe sits there thinking for a min. Shuts off the beast and looks right at the salesman, "This is all fine and dandy but..." Gets interrupted by sales guy, "No buts, trust me this is the ****. chicks are gonna creeeeeeeam!"
Joe yells, "I'M gay!!! OK! I am f**king gay! I thought I saw you at the Blue Oyster and heard you liked small cranks! This is all a mistake, damn it how the hell can I even afford this thing let alone park the f**king thing!" Sales guy staring at the floor board sighs and without a word points out the window. Joe not believing how rude the sales guy is yells, "How rude! Are you some anti-gay *******, how dare you!"
Sales guy turns his head and stares at Joe, "No you idiot, Honda is over there!"
Sales guy, "Well I see mister. Yes we get this allot and trust me. Just because you are not blessed doesn't mean you cannot be a true Road Warrior. Come with me." Poorly endowed gentlemen walks with salesman to the obscure part of the lot...
Sales guy,"Let me introduce you to F450 Magnum edition!!! Oh yeah baby!!! Look at her!!!" The salesman whisks away a huge canopy revealing the most overly glorious F450 ever built.
Wee customer Joe wide eyed says, "Whoa, oh wow..."
Sales guy, "Come here, don't be shy, she aint gonna bite you. Now look what this baby comes with! BAM!! Got your special edition 3 tone paint job! BAM!! Diesel power that will make the girls cream baby!!! BAM!!! 4.55 gear ratio that no mountain can resist! BAM!!! Lifted with huge tires that screams, I am the man and get out of the way Prius lady!!! Hahahahaha..." Both get a good chuckle as a Prius drives by the far end of the lot with fat dude in it.
Salesman slaps Joe on the back and says, "Get in her Joe. Get in and feel the Power...BAM!!!" Joe proceeds to open the door and a power step slams into him. He stretched to reach something, anything, to help him climb into the Magnum. Finally sitting in the Command Chair as the sales guy called it he felt like Cpt Kirk!
Salesman sits next to him and orders Joe to start up the beast! The roar of the truck was deafening. Salesman yells, "Oh yeah Joe...listen to that. Its calling your name Joe! Ladies will hear you from miles around and wanting to be sitting where I am at...oh yeah baby!!!"
Joe murmurs, "I dont know." Salesman leaning to hear, "What?!?" Joe clears his throat, "I said I dont know!" Salesman looking frustrated for spending his time leaned in closer, "Listen, guys like you, dont mean any offense need to feel manly and what better way than this. Just imagine taking chicks to the back seat and having your way with them and after seeing The Magnum they wont care what you pull out of your zipper. No Sir! You will see ******* left and right in this baby....BAM!!!"
Joe sits there thinking for a min. Shuts off the beast and looks right at the salesman, "This is all fine and dandy but..." Gets interrupted by sales guy, "No buts, trust me this is the ****. chicks are gonna creeeeeeeam!"
Joe yells, "I'M gay!!! OK! I am f**king gay! I thought I saw you at the Blue Oyster and heard you liked small cranks! This is all a mistake, damn it how the hell can I even afford this thing let alone park the f**king thing!" Sales guy staring at the floor board sighs and without a word points out the window. Joe not believing how rude the sales guy is yells, "How rude! Are you some anti-gay *******, how dare you!"
Sales guy turns his head and stares at Joe, "No you idiot, Honda is over there!"
Last edited by Lord-of-Ford; 04-01-2011 at 01:11 PM.