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Old 01-25-2016, 12:41 AM
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Fellow members, I come before you this Sunday evening to confess my transgressions:

1. I often make up reasons to leave the house just so I can drive my truck.

2. I've purchased several items for my truck that my wife doesn't know about.

3. I find myself admiring my truck after parking it, sometimes for several minutes.

4. I've double parked on more than one occasion, but always in the most remote part of the parking lot. If forced to park close to the building, I try to park next to the nicest car I can find.

5. I don't care where I park my wife's car.

6. Sport Mode is an addiction I cannot quit.

7. I'll take the longer route home from work 2-3 times a week.

8. I've put off the honey-do list several times to work on my truck instead.

9. My wishlist for my truck was more organized than my Christmas shopping list.

10. I have coveted the mods/upgrades/add-ons of others that I like, and I've quietly made fun of the ones I don't like.

Feel free to add more. Surely I can't be alone on these things!
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Old 01-25-2016, 12:48 AM
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Can't think of more except excessive washing. I'm guilty of 8 of em'. Say 10 Hail Mary's and take your wife to dinner. You are forgiven, my son.

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Old 01-25-2016, 01:29 AM
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Originally Posted by JohnECash
Fellow members, I come before you this Sunday evening to confess my transgressions:

1. I often make up reasons to leave the house just so I can drive my truck.

2. I've purchased several items for my truck that my wife doesn't know about.

3. I find myself admiring my truck after parking it, sometimes for several minutes.

4. I've double parked on more than one occasion, but always in the most remote part of the parking lot. If forced to park close to the building, I try to park next to the nicest car I can find.

5. I don't care where I park my wife's car.

6. Sport Mode is an addiction I cannot quit.

7. I'll take the longer route home from work 2-3 times a week.

8. I've put off the honey-do list several times to work on my truck instead.

9. My wishlist for my truck was more organized than my Christmas shopping list.

10. I have coveted the mods/upgrades/add-ons of others that I like, and I've quietly made fun of the ones I don't like.

Feel free to add more. Surely I can't be alone on these things!
Guilty on all accounts...
me sweet baby jesus...
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Old 01-25-2016, 06:14 AM
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I'm guilty of many of these myself...

I've purposely "forgot" to stop for milk (or whatever) on the way home from work just so I'd have to go back out again lol.
Old 01-25-2016, 06:31 AM
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All apply but #5 made me LOL...I'll park my truck across the parking lot so Im not next to anyone but when I drive my wife's car I'll park anywhere and as close as possible..LOL. she parks her car anywhere, doesn't care.

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I have to purposely drive our other cars because my wife is on to me and my relationship with my Lariat.
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Originally Posted by JohnECash
4. I've double parked on more than one occasion, but always in the most remote part of the parking lot
Be careful with this. This is an invitation for your truck to get messed with....
Old 01-25-2016, 09:08 AM
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Originally Posted by #1Kidder
I have to purposely drive our other cars because my wife is on to me and my relationship with my Lariat.
I love monster energy drinks, but not when they come out of my nose! LMAO
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Originally Posted by WTF150
Be careful with this. This is an invitation for your truck to get messed with....
I'm waiting to be added to the douchebag of the day thread lol
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Old 01-25-2016, 03:38 PM
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We are all guilty of at least one of these if not all! I want to print this out lol

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