ha, thanks bro, I'm glad someone got my humor. Whatever reason you're over there, military or civilian, check your 360 over there and get home safe!
As far as truck advice goes, the EB has plenty of power for sure, but I wish it had a V8 sound. Exhaust note means just as much to me as performance does and unfortunately there isn't an aftermarket exhaust out there (yet) that can produce a sound to my satisfaction. If I could do it again, I'd sacrifice a few hp and mpg for that. That's just me though! Also, make sure you get a crew cab...another thing I wish I did differently.