Originally Posted by 2002FX4
wat i didnt no dat cooked or uncorked maddered but hey dats coo dawg cuz idgaf i wuz jus wonderin cuz dey be walmart hams as wel
You're in luck! Because they're Walmart products, they contain little-no actual meat! Mostly just salt and water! Therefore, if you cook them all properly, they'll end up withering away to next-to-nothing, so you can fit MOAR!
...that's "MOAR HAM!" for those who can't read that...