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Old 01-01-2016, 04:22 PM
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Originally Posted by geno239
Well guys. Here is what happened to me yesterday and I hope no one else ever has to experience this. My wife had to take me to the ER yesterday morning. Bleeding inside somewhere. Was there from 10 in the morning till around 7 that evening. Stuck, probed and prodded. Well I am finally released to walk out to the parking lot to find my rear passenger side door smashed in. I all of a sudden felt even sicker. Somebody had backed into my truck. Or so I thought. Come to find out my wife had never driven my truck and she just so happen to back into a concrete pole, and just so happen to forget to tell me. Should I A. Kill this women? B. Tell her she owes me sex any time I ever want it for the next year? C. Just say to hell with it and ring it up to being married for 17 years. By the way. It is going to take a new door.
Well, She is the one that took you to the ER right and I assume drove your never driven before truck because time was of the essence so.... give her a pass but if she offers, well then. On a side note chicks suck at backing up. My wife has on several occassions almost hit my truck when we are switching cars in and out of the driveway. They crink their necks looking back and refuse to use the sideview mirrors. Backup cameras only make them worse. I did laugh at your post and feel some of your pain but no vehicle is worth a marital grudge. Just name the door after her
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I don't let my wife drive my truck anymore... Ever....at all. She hit my mirror on night a sonic drive in and never told me.
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I don't let my wife drive my truck anymore... Ever....at all. She hit my mirror on night a sonic drive in and never told me.
I've threatened to put those big cadillac curb scraper things from back in the day on my wifes car because she has destoyed her rims parallel parking. Its an acura TL. Tell me that would'nt look hilarious. I love my wife but do you think all this new technology like lane assist warning beeps and cars that park themselves were invented for male drivers? Cmon
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Originally Posted by geno239
Well guys. Here is what happened to me yesterday and I hope no one else ever has to experience this. My wife had to take me to the ER yesterday morning. Bleeding inside somewhere. Was there from 10 in the morning till around 7 that evening. Stuck, probed and prodded. Well I am finally released to walk out to the parking lot to find my rear passenger side door smashed in. I all of a sudden felt even sicker. Somebody had backed into my truck. Or so I thought. Come to find out my wife had never driven my truck and she just so happen to back into a concrete pole, and just so happen to forget to tell me. Should I A. Kill this women? B. Tell her she owes me sex any time I ever want it for the next year? C. Just say to hell with it and ring it up to being married for 17 years. By the way. It is going to take a new door.
E. Pays for the door, AND you get laid whenever, wherever you want for the next 5 years.
AND THIS IS WHY I DON'T LET CHICKS DRIVE MY TRUCKS.
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