Sick. Not just ER Sick.
#11
Well guys. Here is what happened to me yesterday and I hope no one else ever has to experience this. My wife had to take me to the ER yesterday morning. Bleeding inside somewhere. Was there from 10 in the morning till around 7 that evening. Stuck, probed and prodded. Well I am finally released to walk out to the parking lot to find my rear passenger side door smashed in. I all of a sudden felt even sicker. Somebody had backed into my truck. Or so I thought. Come to find out my wife had never driven my truck and she just so happen to back into a concrete pole, and just so happen to forget to tell me. Should I A. Kill this women? B. Tell her she owes me sex any time I ever want it for the next year? C. Just say to hell with it and ring it up to being married for 17 years. By the way. It is going to take a new door.
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geno239 (01-01-2016)
#13
I've threatened to put those big cadillac curb scraper things from back in the day on my wifes car because she has destoyed her rims parallel parking. Its an acura TL. Tell me that would'nt look hilarious. I love my wife but do you think all this new technology like lane assist warning beeps and cars that park themselves were invented for male drivers? Cmon
#14
F-150 Rescue Specialist
Well guys. Here is what happened to me yesterday and I hope no one else ever has to experience this. My wife had to take me to the ER yesterday morning. Bleeding inside somewhere. Was there from 10 in the morning till around 7 that evening. Stuck, probed and prodded. Well I am finally released to walk out to the parking lot to find my rear passenger side door smashed in. I all of a sudden felt even sicker. Somebody had backed into my truck. Or so I thought. Come to find out my wife had never driven my truck and she just so happen to back into a concrete pole, and just so happen to forget to tell me. Should I A. Kill this women? B. Tell her she owes me sex any time I ever want it for the next year? C. Just say to hell with it and ring it up to being married for 17 years. By the way. It is going to take a new door.
AND THIS IS WHY I DON'T LET CHICKS DRIVE MY TRUCKS.
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Ford Fan#1 (01-05-2016)