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Old 07-28-2010, 10:38 PM
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Originally Posted by 95stepside
you can get a dui on a lawn mower... just sayin
Really pal? In your own yard, with the town sheriff drinking and grilling? Seems like thats more dangerous to me. He actually did flip fish fillets off the grill but thankfully we had "Betsy"- dalmation(Pete's friends' dog) she loved them

And as for the rest of yall, yall dont have to like me, never said you did or like whats coming from my mouth. Heck i dont like whats coming from my mouth because its bad news. All I ask is that you contribute to the conversation and keep hasty snickering and suspicions to yourself. Simple request, please

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Old 07-29-2010, 10:05 AM
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Originally Posted by Winchester Ed
I knew this would eventually come up. So I might have been talking smack to Pete as I was spinning wheels leaving. He bet me I wouldn't do it, and I was hollering vulgarly at him and flipped him off while keeping eye contact with him as my truck gained traction and sped off torwards disaster. Thank god the driver of the car was agreeable and understood. Him not speaking much english and being laid back probably didn't hurt either, hahaha

And the pics are getting worse and worse fellas, step it up yall, hahaha

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This is probably my favorite part!

...and that's when the earthquake opened the hole in the parking lot and if it wern't for that twister picking up the whole truck we would've fell in there for sure, and then!!...
Old 07-29-2010, 11:50 AM
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Originally Posted by Daddy's_Money
..... and then!!...[/I]

Hahahahaha, Can I get 2 tacos....


...and then?
Old 07-29-2010, 12:05 PM
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Originally Posted by XPerties
Hahahahaha, Can I get 2 tacos....


...and then?
Old 07-29-2010, 04:21 PM
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Friends, I don't get where you don't see how all of this makes sense. Its simple cause and effect. I clipped a newspaper machine, and that caused a panicky over correction which led to the collision with the shopping cart that sent in speeding torwards the citation. That was clear cut and one thing led to another, no sink holes or twisters involved. The bus driver incident is way over some of yalls heads and the fact that its an entirely seperate offense and an entirely different day has obviously stumped some of you so for the best interest of us all, i'll drop it so we can focus on the topic at hand.

Wouldnt you know that right after this, Juan's boy Pablo crashed into the dumpster out back. Now he's one that will get liquored up and drive. It costs him, and that Delorian looks like crap. Juan knew he was toasted so he didnt report it, and got Pablo home before anybody started asking questions. The Chrysler's still getting fixed. That makes two different wrecks on the same week. And just for the record, that same citation was there but thankfully was unharmed this time. Safe to say that the Quickie Mart is some what hazardous, but the thing is mine was accidental, and Pablo's couldve been prevented. Difference between a responsible good driver and a irresponsible poor driver( just to put things into prospective, Pablo did not finish the Scooter Kart 400 even tho he had superior equipment, he lost it on the opening few laps and totalled it, and had to get towed off with like ten other karts. He finished like 81st lmao!!! ) So there, I'm by far the best driver between us.

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Old 07-29-2010, 05:15 PM
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Ya i will need to see juan's and pablo's green card to make sure there legal,lol.
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Ya i will need to see juan's and pablo's green card to make sure there legal,lol.
Pretty sure Juan is, and Pablo was born in Guam(longstory, Juan and Rosalinda were on vacation) so that means hes legal. Now Guierllmoe "Pop eye" Rodriguez-Fernandez, juans half brother wasn't. He got arrested for mooning a school bus here awhile back and they found he was here illegal and someone said they shipped him back. Hope they knew he was columbian...

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wait, you "totalled" a shopping cart to the point of being un-recognizable?? those things are pretty tough.

i once hit a walmart cart with my old truck doing about 25, then threw it in the bed, then drove out to our local "muddin" spot. tied it to the trailer ball with about 20 foot of rope, and drug it around for about an hour through mud, rocks, and woods.

it survived surprisingly well, definitely still recognizable at a shopping cart.
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Originally Posted by Tony Raine
wait, you "totalled" a shopping cart to the point of being un-recognizable?? those things are pretty tough.

i once hit a walmart cart with my old truck doing about 25, then threw it in the bed, then drove out to our local "muddin" spot. tied it to the trailer ball with about 20 foot of rope, and drug it around for about an hour through mud, rocks, and woods.

it survived surprisingly well, definitely still recognizable at a shopping cart.
Friend you didn't see this shopping cart. It was mangled up pretty bad! You'd have a hard time telling it apart from a bunch of scrap metal some guy took a sledge hammer to, hahah

We went mudding one time with Pete's great uncle Bart's hoverround right after he died. First thing pete did was sink way down to the axle, and it didn't work quite right after that so I hooked it up to the Blazer I had then and we swung that thing all thru that mud hole. We got to where we would sit up in the basket of it and then stand when we got up some speed, but we stopped when an immigrant got tossed out and got knocked out. Now you wouldve had to have scrubbed for hours to get all that mud off hahah

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