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Old 09-16-2013, 09:07 PM   #311
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The step bars ARE NOT for you to boost yourself air-born while entering in order to make a crash landing in the seats causing the truck to bounce and jerk in funky directions!! Also, along the same line, don't just slide your fat, lazy *** off the side edge of the seat when exiting the truck. It flattens the edges QUICK! That's what the step bars ARE for.
My biggest pet peeve right here.
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I kinda slide off mine, not full weight on the side of the seat, but still...

I plan on trading up before warranty runs out - too many unresolved BS things keep breaking (dealer breaks them) and I have to go back...pita

I really hate when people hit am/fm if I'm on Sirius - it's like... What are you doing!?
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I agree with the "if you wreck it, total it". If I'm going to pay more insurance from a claim plus a 500 dollar deductible, I better be getting a new truck out of it.
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Old 09-16-2013, 11:20 PM   #314
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how do you slide off without full weight?

my oldest grandson went into my truck to dig for something between the seats and left a big *** mudstain on the driver seat. grrrrrrrrr. I love him like no other so I said nothing. Gonna try to get it out tomorrow.

And I absolutely hate hair scrunchies and elastic thingies woman use on their hair.
When I traded my old truck, while cleaning it out I found no less than five of them. They sure as hell weren't mine.
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no farting into my seats! those jokers can linger for a while in the texas heat!
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You know, my rules vary by mileage.

0-500 miles: No one and nothing allowed except me.
501 - 2500: See everyone else's rules
2501 - 10000: Leave my radio alone.
10000 - and up: I don't really mind normal human misbehavior too much but definitely roll down window prior to fart.
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These rules are good ones that I hadn't thought of! Hahaha. I feel like I should have my rules posted somewhere in the truck. Maybe I'll make a background for my stereo with them... Haha
How bout we make all passengers sit through a 15 minute rule training video before allowing them into truck? Or, play a recorded message that repeats the rules over and over while driving. Kinda like in a plane?
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Spin on the seat and kinda do the slinde-n-stand doo-dah.

I'm not very tall, so its hard to get my feet to the steps prior to pitting weight on the side of the seat, no "OSH" on my side either.
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How bout we make all passengers sit through a 15 minute rule training video before allowing them into truck? Or, play a recorded message that repeats the rules over and over while driving. Kinda like in a plane?
Or, a 18" cattle prod?

You fart in my seat you won't see that stick until the terrifying "Tat-tat-tat" noises start and you're yelling in pain...

Seems effective.
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I think this is my all time favorite rule. Don't flap your gums all through ANY song that I am trying to enjoy. Or, reach over and turn it down so you can hear your own rambling discourse a little better.
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