What are your rules in your truck?
08-08-2013, 02:44 PM
#171
-No eating in the truck. Ever. Gum was allowed until my daughter dropped her's on the seat and now it is banned as well.
-Drinking is only allowed if it's water for the kids, the adults as long as they are careful can drink anything they want.
- No smoking. Ever.
- Don't put your feet on the dash.
-Try not to track dirt in it but it's a truck so this one is breakable.
-No jumping in and out of the bed without having the tailgate down. NO jumping over the side rails to the ground EVER. I like to yell....(My son got caught jumping out of the truck over the side rails and he kicked the side of the truck). Using the tire as a step to get in the bed is permissible as long as you are careful. Moment you kick the side of the truck it's banned for you.
- DO NOT throw things into the bed of the truck. One, you can break the rear window. Two, if you have coordination like my son it'll end up in body damage. Don't do it unless you like to be yelled at.
- If you drive my truck and move the seat, mirrors or pedals, put them back as close to how you found them. My wife is guilty of not doing any of this and I yell at her constantly for it. But she's cute so she gets away with it.
- Pull through parking spots as often as possible and avoid parking near other cars. Especially those driven by the elderly, kids.
-Drinking is only allowed if it's water for the kids, the adults as long as they are careful can drink anything they want.
- No smoking. Ever.
- Don't put your feet on the dash.
-Try not to track dirt in it but it's a truck so this one is breakable.
-No jumping in and out of the bed without having the tailgate down. NO jumping over the side rails to the ground EVER. I like to yell....(My son got caught jumping out of the truck over the side rails and he kicked the side of the truck). Using the tire as a step to get in the bed is permissible as long as you are careful. Moment you kick the side of the truck it's banned for you.
- DO NOT throw things into the bed of the truck. One, you can break the rear window. Two, if you have coordination like my son it'll end up in body damage. Don't do it unless you like to be yelled at.
- If you drive my truck and move the seat, mirrors or pedals, put them back as close to how you found them. My wife is guilty of not doing any of this and I yell at her constantly for it. But she's cute so she gets away with it.
- Pull through parking spots as often as possible and avoid parking near other cars. Especially those driven by the elderly, kids.
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08-08-2013, 04:19 PM
#173
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I understand caring for your vehicle but some of these rules are....
I have all weather digi fitting floor mats for a reason... collect dirt then I clean them. I offroad once in awhile, pull my quad and friends boat.. throw my kayaks in the back.
Just don't make a mess I guess my rule would be, drinks/food happen all the time. My floor mats are currently covered in dirt. Doesn't mean I don't care about my truck cause this weekend I will clean and everything will look BN. I got it to enjoy my lifestyle so putting limitations and crazy rules don't oblige.
I have all weather digi fitting floor mats for a reason... collect dirt then I clean them. I offroad once in awhile, pull my quad and friends boat.. throw my kayaks in the back.
Just don't make a mess I guess my rule would be, drinks/food happen all the time. My floor mats are currently covered in dirt. Doesn't mean I don't care about my truck cause this weekend I will clean and everything will look BN. I got it to enjoy my lifestyle so putting limitations and crazy rules don't oblige.
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08-08-2013, 05:32 PM
#174
My Rules
1. Smokers not permitted in my truck.
2. If the bottom of someones feet touch anything other than my floor matts, that individual will be ejected from vehicle regardless of if vehicle is in motion.
3. Nobody but me drives my truck, unless I am incapacitated or a similar such emergency exists.
4. I park as far away from other vehicle as I can. I live in a very rural area, so parking lots are never full. Even if the parking lot is almost empty, I am going to park as far away from the door as possible, since people in my neck of the woods are lazy and won't park by me, as this would mean walking. If you don't like to walk, don't get in my truck.
5. I am almost always armed, so if you have a problem with that, don't get in my truck.
6. My truck is not a kitchen or a dining room. Don't even think about trying to use it as such. However, water bottles (provided they are filled with pure water) with sport tops are permissible.
7. My truck is not a moving or cargo van. I am more than happy to help friends and family move, but will not use my truck in the process.
2. If the bottom of someones feet touch anything other than my floor matts, that individual will be ejected from vehicle regardless of if vehicle is in motion.
3. Nobody but me drives my truck, unless I am incapacitated or a similar such emergency exists.
4. I park as far away from other vehicle as I can. I live in a very rural area, so parking lots are never full. Even if the parking lot is almost empty, I am going to park as far away from the door as possible, since people in my neck of the woods are lazy and won't park by me, as this would mean walking. If you don't like to walk, don't get in my truck.
5. I am almost always armed, so if you have a problem with that, don't get in my truck.
6. My truck is not a kitchen or a dining room. Don't even think about trying to use it as such. However, water bottles (provided they are filled with pure water) with sport tops are permissible.
7. My truck is not a moving or cargo van. I am more than happy to help friends and family move, but will not use my truck in the process.
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08-08-2013, 06:07 PM
#175
1. Smokers not permitted in my truck.
2. If the bottom of someones feet touch anything other than my floor matts, that individual will be ejected from vehicle regardless of if vehicle is in motion.
3. Nobody but me drives my truck, unless I am incapacitated or a similar such emergency exists.
4. I park as far away from other vehicle as I can. I live in a very rural area, so parking lots are never full. Even if the parking lot is almost empty, I am going to park as far away from the door as possible, since people in my neck of the woods are lazy and won't park by me, as this would mean walking. If you don't like to walk, don't get in my truck.
5. I am almost always armed, so if you have a problem with that, don't get in my truck.
6. My truck is not a kitchen or a dining room. Don't even think about trying to use it as such. However, water bottles (provided they are filled with pure water) with sport tops are permissible.
7. My truck is not a moving or cargo van. I am more than happy to help friends and family move, but will not use my truck in the process.
2. If the bottom of someones feet touch anything other than my floor matts, that individual will be ejected from vehicle regardless of if vehicle is in motion.
3. Nobody but me drives my truck, unless I am incapacitated or a similar such emergency exists.
4. I park as far away from other vehicle as I can. I live in a very rural area, so parking lots are never full. Even if the parking lot is almost empty, I am going to park as far away from the door as possible, since people in my neck of the woods are lazy and won't park by me, as this would mean walking. If you don't like to walk, don't get in my truck.
5. I am almost always armed, so if you have a problem with that, don't get in my truck.
6. My truck is not a kitchen or a dining room. Don't even think about trying to use it as such. However, water bottles (provided they are filled with pure water) with sport tops are permissible.
7. My truck is not a moving or cargo van. I am more than happy to help friends and family move, but will not use my truck in the process.
08-08-2013, 06:08 PM
#176
1. Smokers not permitted in my truck.
2. If the bottom of someones feet touch anything other than my floor matts, that individual will be ejected from vehicle regardless of if vehicle is in motion.
3. Nobody but me drives my truck, unless I am incapacitated or a similar such emergency exists.
4. I park as far away from other vehicle as I can. I live in a very rural area, so parking lots are never full. Even if the parking lot is almost empty, I am going to park as far away from the door as possible, since people in my neck of the woods are lazy and won't park by me, as this would mean walking. If you don't like to walk, don't get in my truck.
5. I am almost always armed, so if you have a problem with that, don't get in my truck.
6. My truck is not a kitchen or a dining room. Don't even think about trying to use it as such. However, water bottles (provided they are filled with pure water) with sport tops are permissible.
7. My truck is not a moving or cargo van. I am more than happy to help friends and family move, but will not use my truck in the process.
2. If the bottom of someones feet touch anything other than my floor matts, that individual will be ejected from vehicle regardless of if vehicle is in motion.
3. Nobody but me drives my truck, unless I am incapacitated or a similar such emergency exists.
4. I park as far away from other vehicle as I can. I live in a very rural area, so parking lots are never full. Even if the parking lot is almost empty, I am going to park as far away from the door as possible, since people in my neck of the woods are lazy and won't park by me, as this would mean walking. If you don't like to walk, don't get in my truck.
5. I am almost always armed, so if you have a problem with that, don't get in my truck.
6. My truck is not a kitchen or a dining room. Don't even think about trying to use it as such. However, water bottles (provided they are filled with pure water) with sport tops are permissible.
7. My truck is not a moving or cargo van. I am more than happy to help friends and family move, but will not use my truck in the process.
What a joke
08-08-2013, 07:58 PM
#178
Unique & Different
No smoking
No Eating
No drinks that require a spoon
No Farting
No Feet on my seats or my dash
No trash in my door pockets or cubbies, this is a major pet peeve
Do not shove your empty plastic water or coke bottle under my seat
Don't touch my radio
Don't touch my AC
Don't touch my windows
Don't track in mud or sand, or you're vacuuming my truck
No spitting out the window, it lands on my truck
No pushing the door open with your foot on my door panel
No slamming the doors
No telling me how to drive
Yes, I have an air horn, no I won't honk it so you can hear it.
No Eating
No drinks that require a spoon
No Farting
No Feet on my seats or my dash
No trash in my door pockets or cubbies, this is a major pet peeve
Do not shove your empty plastic water or coke bottle under my seat
Don't touch my radio
Don't touch my AC
Don't touch my windows
Don't track in mud or sand, or you're vacuuming my truck
No spitting out the window, it lands on my truck
No pushing the door open with your foot on my door panel
No slamming the doors
No telling me how to drive
Yes, I have an air horn, no I won't honk it so you can hear it.
08-08-2013, 08:40 PM
#179
2011 F150 XLT super crew
08-08-2013, 08:47 PM
#180
Man, some of you have OCD lol. Only rule in mine is no smoking and no loading/unloading tools over the sides of the bed. At work I just make everyone dust off their clothes or take off their jackets/rain gear. Once a month I vacuum and it looks like new again.
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