I don't know! Maybe it's the Monday effect on me, but your answer to the op seems rude and inappropriate!
It's almost as if one day you find yourself on the side of the road, in the middle of nowhere, in the worst weather conditions, with a flat tire and the tightest lugs ever. Meanwhile a car full of these gorilla type bodyguards show up by pure luck, stop, see you cringing and struggling to turn any bolt at all and say to you: ah, yeah those are tight alright, better call roadside assistance before you loose signal! We'll send someone if we find it! (And take off).
I could be having the same issue as the op and might very well appreciate that this solution could be openly shared instead of muffled down to private channels.
What is this? A Gestapo rule? So eliminate any thread that can provide help to whomever, your Mighty Rulerness!