Originally Posted by LovetheTide
-My lug nuts have more torque than your Honda
-My brakes work, how 'bout yours
-For a lifted truck...The More you play with it, the BIGGER it gets.
-Full size man, in a full size truck.
-Lookin' for a wet spot
-Mud S.L.U.T hitting every hole
-My other ride is your girlfriend
-Eat rice don't drive it
Lol.I think dear you can also search the slogans from Google. I hope so you will get more options from there.