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Old 07-29-2014, 06:10 PM   #191051
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I love it when a female walking down the street sees me, knows I'm a freelance gynaecologist, and instinctively arches her back, sticks her ***** out, and starts swaying her hips more as she smiles and plays with her hair while she phones my office and books an appointment.

That is a clue that her hot pocket is open for business in case you young bucks ever experience that. Stay tuned for next week's lesson; Stirrups: Beyond The Exam
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Old 07-29-2014, 06:13 PM   #191052
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She is part of the "flip flop" generation.... http://www.marketplace.org/topics/li...ades-workplace
My wife is ten years older than beccababy and is addicted to flip flops too.

I won't wear anything out of the house that I can't break into a dead sprint in.
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I love it when a female walking down the street sees me, and instinctively arches her back, sticks her ***** out, and starts swaying her hips more as she smiles and plays with her hair.

That is a clue that her hot pocket is open for business in case Eric ever experiences that.
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Old 07-29-2014, 06:24 PM   #191054
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I love it when a female walking down the street sees me, and instinctively arches her back, sticks her ***** out, and starts swaying her hips more as she smiles and plays with her hair.

That is a clue that her hot pocket is open for business in case you young bucks ever experience that.
In case you were unaware, you wear a special uniform that attracts 90% of females, regardless of what you look like... not every guy has that luxury.

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Nice toe paint stuff. How can you wear flip flops where you work? Figured boots or something.
Outside the gates, I can wear anything but shorts and spaghetti straps

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She is part of the "flip flop" generation....

http://www.marketplace.org/topics/li...ades-workplace
Which is fine. Look at me now.

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My wife is ten years older than beccababy and is addicted to flip flops too.

I won't wear anything out of the house that I can't break into a dead sprint in.
Kick those fuggers off, and I sprint faster than most men. Boom.
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Men who don flip flops in public are SUSPECT.
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Men who don flip flops in public are SUSPECT.
I totally agree.
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The beach is about the only time I wear them.
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The beach is about the only time I wear them.
As long as you don't wear mandals, you're ok at the beach.
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Meh, I really don't mind. I'd still never want to live anywhere else. I go to work, do my part, pay my taxes, and live life without a care in the world. I just wish people would stop asking the government to do everything for them. It gets pricey after a while. Oh well, I'm free!
The problem here is we pay more taxes lol. I pay $140 a month for health care.
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Ya it really is
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