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Old 07-17-2014, 04:24 PM   #189671
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get it on video.
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There is a Tilted Kilt about an hour and a half away with a Hooters right beside it. I know a bunch of people that are willing to drive just to go there. I will have to stop the next time I go that way.
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Old 07-17-2014, 04:26 PM   #189673
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She has a great rack, and the farthest I've ever gone is grabbing those and putting my face in them when I was drunk. Nothing else will or would ever happen... I know, poor sport.
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In other unrelated news... my best friend said she'd do me yesterday. Not sure what to think of that. She's always kind of swung both ways. We lived together for a while... and she's always said that if she was a lesbian, that I'd be her type. And then she said that she wants me more because I won't let her have it... all this in front of my aunt and another good friend. Lol, thus is my life...
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So, I've been quietly relieving the excruciating pressure in my belly for the past hour, and I never noticed a single aroma....

...apparently the secretary did the entire time.
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All of you better stop lol. I couldn't go the other way. I like the D too much...
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She has a great rack, and the farthest I've ever gone is grabbing those and putting my face in them when I was drunk. Nothing else will or would ever happen... I know, poor sport.
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Finally got confirmation that the Blazer is totalled out and the amount of payment. $3400. It's acceptable.
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