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Old 05-28-2014, 08:40 PM   #183031
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I'm watching border security. They film at the 3 borders by my house and the airport. Interesting people. One guy has a suit case full meat and pig guts. $1300 fine.
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Old 05-28-2014, 08:43 PM   #183032
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I don't want to give away the farm here, but I can share what has worked extremely well in my experience. When you get your s/o to do what you want because they want to do it, life is much more pleasant.

There are certain psychological techniques you can employ to achieve this, and every person responds differently to them, but once you figure it out, it works very very well.

there are no absolutes in the real world, and anyone who has been in a real relationship knows the key to success is compromise and flexibility, relationships are a complicated mess with many moving parts especially when you throw female emotions into the mix. But when you really love and care about someone, you make it work :-)
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Old 05-28-2014, 08:43 PM   #183033
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He just parks himself on my shitty shoulder. And bounces. And wiggles. I swear this kid is trying to kill murder maim me.
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Old 05-28-2014, 08:46 PM   #183035
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I don't want to give away the farm here, but I can share what has worked extremely well in my experience. When you get your s/o to do what you want because they want to do it, life is much more pleasant. There are certain psychological techniques you can employ to achieve this, and every person responds differently to them, but once you figure it out, it works very very well. there are no absolutes in the real world, and anyone who has been in a real relationship knows the key to success is compromise and flexibility, relationships are a complicated mess with many moving parts especially when you throw female emotions into the mix. But when you really love and care about someone, you make it work :-)
yup making it work is so easy when you love someone enough because keeping them happy makes you happy
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He just parks himself on my shitty shoulder. And bounces. And wiggles. I swear this kid is trying to kill murder maim me.
He's already scheming on how to cash in on that life insurance policy.

If he starts watching csi and the first 48 start sleeping with one eye open...
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He's already scheming on how to cash in on that life insurance policy. If he starts watching csi and the first 48 start sleeping with one eye open...
When he starts letting me sleep I'll shoot for one eye open.
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I don't want to give away the farm here, but I can share what has worked extremely well in my experience. When you get your s/o to do what you want because they want to do it, life is much more pleasant.

There are certain psychological techniques you can employ to achieve this, and every person responds differently to them, but once you figure it out, it works very very well.

there are no absolutes in the real world, and anyone who has been in a real relationship knows the key to success is compromise and flexibility, relationships are a complicated mess with many moving parts especially when you throw female emotions into the mix. But when you really love and care about someone, you make it work :-)
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Americans on border security had no idea they can't bring their guns into Canada. A family of 4 all armed and loaded just to visit a park in Vancouver lol.
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