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Old 05-15-2014, 01:23 PM   #181131
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Old 05-15-2014, 01:24 PM   #181132
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I wish someone would **** in your Cheerios every day. You're funny when you're in a ****ty mood.
I'm doing 38mph in a 55 behind some douche nozzle. It's gonna get grumpier
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Old 05-15-2014, 01:26 PM   #181133
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Old 05-15-2014, 01:32 PM   #181134
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hate that! had a 50 in a70 I had to stay behind because my exit was coming up this morning.
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Old 05-15-2014, 01:42 PM   #181135
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I was stuck behind a 70 in a 50 yesterday. Oh wait, nvm, carry on.
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Old 05-15-2014, 01:52 PM   #181136
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Wanted to do it just never was able to.
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Hey vols, the flowers and virgin Mary are a symbol of respect, love, and thanks. Sometimes it's also a symbol that it's a very church oriented household and they don't deal with drugs or bull**** like that.
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I am fighting to stay awake. It's 11 and I've been sitting in the rock truck waiting until they need me. So boring.
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I remember when a mop hanging off the balcony meant hubby was at work and mama-san was needing to,make some extra cash.

Busted some stupid people.
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I remember when a mop hanging off the balcony meant hubby was at work and mama-san was needing to,make some extra cash.

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Lol! That sounds so redneck
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