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Old 11-10-2013, 01:27 PM   #162541
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You best stretch your anus.
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Old 11-10-2013, 01:50 PM   #162542
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You best stretch your anus.
Or not do stupid things...
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Old 11-10-2013, 01:54 PM   #162543
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But you have crappy weather... here's my forecast...
You suck. Rain here erryday. We had a break for about 4 hours yesterday so I cleaned my truck then.
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Or not do stupid things...
Just don't get caught
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You suck. Rain here erryday. We had a break for about 4 hours yesterday so I cleaned my truck then.
That has to suck
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Old 11-10-2013, 02:50 PM   #162546
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I saw that yesterday and I laughed so hard lol
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Advance has a table with their clearance **** on it so I picked up a 5/8 wrench for $1.45. Do I need it? Nope. Was it cheap and will I need it eventually? Yup.
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Advance has a table with their clearance **** on it so I picked up a 5/8 wrench for $1.45. Do I need it? Nope. Was it cheap and will I need it eventually? Yup.
I'd say score lol
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Advance has a table with their clearance **** on it so I picked up a 5/8 wrench for $1.45. Do I need it? Nope. Was it cheap and will I need it eventually? Yup.
I like those clearance tables. I picked a meguiar's wheel polishing kit for $8. I think regular price is around $50
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