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Old 09-11-2013, 09:14 PM   #152451
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Old 09-11-2013, 09:14 PM   #152452
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It's true what they say about men in uniform...

Even Josh's uniform for the water department is sexy.
He's sexy and he knows it...
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He's sexy and he knows it...
It's actually the opposite. He's a bit insecure about himself lol
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Old 09-11-2013, 09:15 PM   #152454
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It's true what they say about men in uniform...

Even Josh's uniform for the water company is sexy.
Yeah well mine is desert digital camo and says U.S. Marines lol
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Becca I have a question.

Why do girls randomly not reply to texts?

Conversation is going and then suddenly they dont reply.
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It's actually the opposite. He's a bit insecure about himself lol
Lulz. I was just thinking about that annoying song... now I'm thinking of the older version.... i'm to sexy for my shirt, for my shirt...
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Yeah well mine is desert digital camo and says U.S. Marines lol
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Becca I have a question.

Why do girls randomly not reply to texts?

Conversation is going and then suddenly they dont reply.
She's busy doing something (or someone) else. I stop texting people when I get bored with the conversation lol
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It's true what they say about men in uniform...

Even Josh's uniform for the water department is sexy.
The woman wants to rape me every time she sees me in my carharts and steel toes.

It goes both ways. Because she works in a hospital her uniform can't leave for sanitary reasons. As soon as she's done her shift it goes into the hospital laundry. But sometimes she wears it home. Last time she came home wearing the uniform I was all, "excuse me doctor, I have a (you know what) problem. Can you examine me?"
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