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Old 07-26-2013, 12:29 AM   #146551
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Lol and Kirsten. But I dont know if she likes ***** as much as Becca
I love *****. I'm not even bi-curious, but seriously. Who can't appreciate a nice rack??
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I love *****. I'm not even bi-curious, but seriously. Who can't appreciate a nice rack??
I appreciate *****. Sometimes just thinking about them makes an otherwise cloudy day, sunny!
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Old 07-26-2013, 12:41 AM   #146553
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I love *****. I'm not even bi-curious, but seriously. Who can't appreciate a nice rack??
*****? Sure.

But a rack of ribs. That's where it's at.
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I have walked up to dozens of cute girls and asked to take their picture. I usually say something like, "Excuse me I don't think I know you but I think you look beautiful in that outfit. I'm an aspiring photographer and would like to take your picture." Most girls say agree and the rest seem unsure but I persuade them. I have only had a handful outright say no and even then they were still flattered.

Funny story me and my cousin (he's a wedding photographer/ video guy) went to Cancun during spring break when I was in college. We brought a bunch of his fancy equipment and told people we were filming a girls gone wild type reality movie and we had tons of half naked and fully naked girls around us the entire trip. Most girls love modeling/posing you just have to give them a little confidence boost and a little direction. Never ask them what to do and always tell/guide them and your results will come out much better.
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I have walked up to dozens of cute girls and asked to take their picture. I usually say something like, "Excuse me I don't think I know you but I think you look beautiful in that outfit. I'm an aspiring photographer and would like to take your picture. Most girls say yes and the rest seem unsure but I persuade them. I have only had a handful outright say no and even then they were still flattered.

Funny story me and my cousin (he's a wedding photographer/ video guy) went to Cancun during spring break when I was in college. We brought a bunch of his fancy equipment and told people we were filming a girls gone wild type reality movie and we had tons of half naked and fully naked girls around us the entire trip. Most girls love modeling/posing you just have to give them a little confidence boost and a little direction. Never ask them what to do and always tell/guide them and your results will come out much better.
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I have walked up to dozens of cute girls and asked to take their picture. I usually say something like, "Excuse me I don't think I know you but I think you look beautiful in that outfit. I'm an aspiring photographer and would like to take your picture." Most girls say agree and the rest seem unsure but I persuade them. I have only had a handful outright say no and even then they were still flattered.

Funny story me and my cousin (he's a wedding photographer/ video guy) went to Cancun during spring break when I was in college. We brought a bunch of his fancy equipment and told people we were filming a girls gone wild type reality movie and we had tons of half naked and fully naked girls around us the entire trip. Most girls love modeling/posing you just have to give them a little confidence boost and a little direction. Never ask them what to do and always tell/guide them and your results will come out much better.
He once ran a marathon because it was on the way

Mosquitos refuse to bite him simply out of respect

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I have walked up to dozens of cute girls and asked to take their picture. I usually say something like, "Excuse me I don't think I know you but I think you look beautiful in that outfit. I'm an aspiring photographer and would like to take your picture." Most girls say agree and the rest seem unsure but I persuade them. I have only had a handful outright say no and even then they were still flattered.

Funny story me and my cousin (he's a wedding photographer/ video guy) went to Cancun during spring break when I was in college. We brought a bunch of his fancy equipment and told people we were filming a girls gone wild type reality movie and we had tons of half naked and fully naked girls around us the entire trip. Most girls love modeling/posing you just have to give them a little confidence boost and a little direction. Never ask them what to do and always tell/guide them and your results will come out much better.
I feel suddenly obligated to buy you a beer.
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I'm telling you guys it's not that hard. A little charisma, a little smile and playfulness, and a bit of confidence will take you a long way. Standing in the dark corner at a party with your arms crossed and your "hard" face on will pretty much guarantee you're going home alone lol...
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