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Old 06-06-2007, 02:40 AM   #1
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Redneck: Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?

Sheriff: Yes. What can I do for you?

Redneck: I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith.... He's hidin'
marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but he's hidin' it there.

Sheriff: Thank you very much for the call, sir.
The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave.
Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house.

Redneck: Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd. did the Sheriff come?
Redneck Neighor: Yeah!
Redneck: Did they chop your firewood?
Redneck Neighor: Yep!
Redneck: Happy Birthday, buddy!
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haha I had a feeling they just wanted the wood to be choped.
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that was funny
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Hahahahahahahhahahaa i do that stuff all the time .. just not to the cops ... usually to the stoner buddies I have hahahahhaahha
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