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Old 12-03-2011, 10:00 AM   #1
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Default Obama joke of the day.

A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy.

Before the procedure the nurse comes in and takes his
vitals, then tells him to take all of his clothes off.
When he is fully undressed she instructs him to lie down
on the table. The man obeys.

The nurse then takes all of her clothes off and climbs
on top and has her way with him.
Upon the completion of the act the man catches his
breath and asks what that was all about.

The nurse informs the patient that studies have shown
that before a vasectomy if the man has an ejaculation, he will be more
relaxed and that the vas deferens is easier for the surgeon to locate
and sever.

The nurse then wheels the patient to the operating room.
While they are going down the hall the patient sees six
men in a room masturbating.

Curious, the man asks "What are they doing in there"?

The nurse responds, "They are getting vasectomies too, but you have Blue Cross and they have Obama Care.
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Old 12-04-2011, 09:50 AM   #4
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The best "joke" about Obama I heard was actually for real. Not long after he took residency in the White House, there was a report about some feral raccoons that were causing problems in the Rose Garden and other areas of the complex. So it was with some consternation that the local papers had headlines of "Coons seen on White House lawn".
SOME thought that in 'bad taste', considering.
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The best "joke" about Obama I heard was actually for real. Not long after he took residency in the White House, there was a report about some feral raccoons that were causing problems in the Rose Garden and other areas of the complex. So it was with some consternation that the local papers had headlines of "Coons seen on White House lawn".
SOME thought that in 'bad taste', considering.
SICK but it is a real problem which will take time to resolve maby in 2012Bubbabud
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Obama has put in place a system of checks and balances; He writes the checks, we pay the balance.
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Man, a thread about obama that is tied into a joke... I love it! I'm surprised I even made it to see this thread last, but since I'm here I have to give my three cents. obama=joke (we're done here)


PS: obama sucks
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Saw this at the local gun shop. Not pointing fingers but who does "rocky" look like.
http://zombieindustries.com/shop/cat...ombie-targets/
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