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Old 09-06-2012, 09:07 PM   #41
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Old 09-08-2012, 07:10 PM   #42
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So I was talked into (forced) going to my daughters boyfriends high school football game. MY daughter goes to H.S. with just under 1,000 kids. Not huge but not exactly small. The boyfriend goes to a school that has to pool its players with another H.S. so they have enough kids to play 8 man football. So we drive out to hooterville and pay like $5 a person to get in. Then this thing shows up.

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I have no idea how that chair stayed in one piece but I want to know the brand so I can buy one. In-Freakin'-Destructible. Well I told the wife we had better get to the concession stand before Jabba the Hutt cleared them out. On the way I decided to use the restroom.

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Now that we have our $2.00 bag of Frito's, a $1.50 can of sodie pop and no need to use the restroom till we get back to civilization I sit my **** down to watch the game. Just as the second quarter started a sad realization occurred to me, Hooterville High is actually not the worst team in district 4. The opposing team is coming of a slim 52-0 loss against Harding (who ever they are). But then they score........................Now it's only 6 to Hootervilles 28. In the end they sadly fell to my future son-in-law team 50-26.




Disclaimer: The kids at smaller schools bust their asses and train with what little they have and deserve much more credit than the schools with the larger tax base, better staffing and equipment and I tip my hat to these boys. They played there butts off and did a great job, and man was that one fat chick.
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Some good shi right herehow do you still have any will to live. I guess I'm lucky the worste thing my mother inlaw does is try to spoil my kids which does get to me at times.
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Old 09-09-2012, 09:22 PM   #44
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............how do you still have any will to live. .......................
Because it is now my life mission to out live each of them so one day I may take a bit *****e on each of their graves.
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Old 09-13-2012, 08:51 PM   #45
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So the new radiator just showed up. Snoop dummy dumb said he can put it in all by his wittle self. I told the wife that was his code for "I will fruck this up royally". Well he called the wife and asked if we had the tools to swap radiators out. I looked at the wife and said "I thought Mr. Goodwrench had this covered". The wife asked if he could borrow mine.

Years ago I learned a valuable lesson in life. When you get a shinny new tool don't show it off. Ohh it will be tempting but as soon as you do people will start pestering the crap out of you to borrow it. I came up with a fix to the problem.

The wife and I went to the shed. I showed her my little tool box filled with rusty sockets and broken ratchets, a few crescent wrenches and assorted crap. "See hun, all my tools are missing or crap, I can't help him". Now tucked away in the back of the shed I have a second tool box. The one that sits in the cardboard box marked Hot Rod 1978-1992. As my wife has no real interest in anything automotive (she is a Dodge owner after all) it is one place she will never venture and my collection of tools stays safe from the B-I-L.
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Old 09-13-2012, 09:05 PM   #46
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So the new radiator just showed up. Snoop dummy dumb said he can put it in all by his wittle self. I told the wife that was his code for "I will fruck this up royally". Well he called the wife and asked if we had the tools to swap radiators out. I looked at the wife and said "I thought Mr. Goodwrench had this covered". The wife asked if he could borrow mine.

Years ago I learned a valuable lesson in life. When you get a shinny new tool don't show it off. Ohh it will be tempting but as soon as you do people will start pestering the crap out of you to borrow it. I came up with a fix to the problem.

The wife and I went to the shed. I showed her my little tool box filled with rusty sockets and broken ratchets, a few crescent wrenches and assorted crap. "See hun, all my tools are missing or crap, I can't help him". Now tucked away in the back of the shed I have a second tool box. The one that sits in the cardboard box marked Hot Rod 1978-1992. As my wife has no real interest in anything automotive (she is a Dodge owner after all) it is one place she will never venture and my collection of tools stays safe from the B-I-L.
Good job!

Now lets just hope she doesn't feel the need to purchase them for him to do the job
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If he wasn't such a douche bag the good brother-in-law would have put it in for him. That bridge was burned a long time ago. Apparently the bridge to my place is flame resistant.
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So Friday we dropped off the radiator at the apartment where he is squatting. It seems that it was also his birthday so the wife bought him a present. A set of tools. Now the wife has her own money and when she buys presents and such I usually don't give a ratsazz but as I saw this set of tools arise from the back of her Durango I had to ask WTF. "So why is it when I get a birthday present it's something cheesy yet he gets a friggin' set of tools?" The wife looks at me and says "You already have a set of tools in that box in the back of the shed." Well I'll be a SOB. Women are a sly species ain't they.

The radiator swap went well it seems but the the M-I-L calls to "chat" with the wife. These "chats" are just her way of letting us know what we need to waste money on next. It seems now that the radiator is fixed we are on to the next issue. at least 1 head gasket is blown. The wife kindly informed her that we were done with the matter and hung up the phone. I looked at her and she says "What?". "How many times have I heard that phrase?" I asked. She then asked how much head gaskets cost for a 5.2l Dodge. I said "That depends". "Is it one or both heads, is/are the heads warped, will he be doing this task all by himself, does he even know the torque spec's......." It was about at this point the wife stopped me. "I get it" she said.

Now the B-I-L has a vehicle that I bought, he blew up, I paid $100 in parts and still doesn't run. What happens next? Well let's just say my Trans-Am keys are now in my pocket.
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Good job!

Now lets just hope she doesn't feel the need to purchase them for him to do the job
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So Friday we dropped off the radiator at the apartment where he is squatting. It seems that it was also his birthday so the wife bought him a present. A set of tools. Now the wife has her own money and when she buys presents and such I usually don't give a ratsazz but as I saw this set of tools arise from the back of her Durango I had to ask WTF. "So why is it when I get a birthday present it's something cheesy yet he gets a friggin' set of tools?" The wife looks at me and says "You already have a set of tools in that box in the back of the shed." Well I'll be a SOB. Women are a sly species ain't they.

The radiator swap went well it seems but the the M-I-L calls to "chat" with the wife. These "chats" are just her way of letting us know what we need to waste money on next. It seems now that the radiator is fixed we are on to the next issue. at least 1 head gasket is blown. The wife kindly informed her that we were done with the matter and hung up the phone. I looked at her and she says "What?". "How many times have I heard that phrase?" I asked. She then asked how much head gaskets cost for a 5.2l Dodge. I said "That depends". "Is it one or both heads, is/are the heads warped, will he be doing this task all by himself, does he even know the torque spec's......." It was about at this point the wife stopped me. "I get it" she said.

Now the B-I-L has a vehicle that I bought, he blew up, I paid $100 in parts and still doesn't run. What happens next? Well let's just say my Trans-Am keys are now in my pocket.
My crystal ball says..... Busted
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My magic 8 ball says good luck with the head gasket.
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