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Old 11-25-2014, 01:10 AM   #1
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Default The Ford Dictionary of Mechanical words

Have you heard a silly mechanical word, term or phrase meaning mostly nothing but complete nonsense usage of the English language.
Any definitions are welcome just not seriously believable ones.
This collection isn't meant to be taken seriously but instead shed humorous feelings about autos and their subjugations.
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Magneto; Noun, the amount of charge needed to overcome the resistance of a hand Crank.
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Turned the nut clockwise on its threads to install; Prepositional phrase, modifying an example of how to break things very quickly.
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Ring Gear; Noun, the thing a drive engages to make a un-needed new battery cable worthwhile on the bill.
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Bald tires; adjective, modifying a condition of ditch readiness.
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A recently received Traffic Ticket for failure to yield after an accident; Verb, what you say when you see water dripping out of the turn signal light. _____ !
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Piston Ring; Noun, Combustion deposit relocation system.
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EGR; Verb, what an engine does with the garbage Bag sending it airmail.
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drunk already at 9.54AM?
sorry mate, that doesn't make any goddamn sense!!!

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Blowing a Head Gasket; Verb, when one talks/thinks too much about other peoples trivia. It is much more gratifying to put them in the ignore column.
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